Joe Morelli Quotes:

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Masculine, Pizza, Joe Morelli

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

- Janet Evanovich

source: Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.141, Macmillan

topic: Gun, Men, Cookies, Joe Morelli, Cookie Jars

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Writing, Rabbits, Accidents, Joe Morelli

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Mom, Mother, Gun, Joe Morelli

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Believe, Emergencies, Cop, Joe Morelli

And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Years, Mouths, Body, Joe Morelli, Eclairs