It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli
topic: Masculine, Pizza, Joe Morelli

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.
source: Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.141, Macmillan
topic: Gun, Men, Cookies, Joe Morelli, Cookie Jars
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli
topic: Writing, Rabbits, Accidents, Joe Morelli
topic: Mom, Mother, Gun, Joe Morelli
topic: Believe, Emergencies, Cop, Joe Morelli