Cookie Jars Quotes:

Look at the reactions of liberal governments to the surveillance revelations during the last years. In the United States, we've got this big debate, but we've got official paralysis - because they're the ones who had their hand caught most deeply in the cookie jar.

- Edward Snowden

topic: Government, Hands, Years, Cookie Jars

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

- Barbara Johnson

source: Paula Deen, Sherry Suib Cohen (2009). “Paula Deen: It Ain't All About the Cookin'”, p.264, Simon and Schuster

topic: Food, Hands, Cookies, Delicious Food, Sweets And Desserts

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

- Suze Orman

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: People, Cookies, Jars, Cookie Jars

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

- Janet Evanovich

source: Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.141, Macmillan

topic: Gun, Men, Cookies, Joe Morelli, Cookie Jars

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

- Allen West

topic: Hands, Cookies, Jars, Cookie Jars

There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach

- Hilary Weeks

topic: Stars, Years, Feet, Cookie Jars

[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

- Kathie Lee Gifford

topic: Brother, Kids, Hands, Cookie Jars

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.

- Zig Ziglar

topic: Change, Forgiveness, Ambition, Little Man, Cookie Jars

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Morning, Gun, Names, Tough Guy, Cookie Jars

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

- Carrie Fisher

source: Interview with Sam Adams, www.avclub.com. September 13, 2011.

topic: Ideas, Jars, Cookies, Cookie Jars