Llamas Quotes:

Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

- Jodi Picoult

source: Jodi Picoult (2012). “Lone Wolf: A Novel”, p.348, Simon and Schuster

topic: Husband, Men, Llamas

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.

- Hilaire Belloc

source: More Beasts for Worse Children (1897) "The Llama"

topic: Men, Llamas, Expression, Unsuccessful

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Witty, Llamas, Female

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Funny, Humor, Llamas

I don't give a crap if you're a Tangent or a really smart llama. You're my friend and that's all that matters

- James Dashner

source: James Dashner (2014). “The Rule of Thoughts (The Mortality Doctrine, Book Two)”, p.76, Delacorte Press

topic: Smart, Llamas, Giving, Really Smart

Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare, Sarah Rees Brennan, Maureen Johnson (2014). “The Bane Chronicles”, p.25, Simon and Schuster

topic: Llamas, Judging, Coincidence, Magnus Bane, Stampede

I will find you," Ragnor told him. "I will find whatever chest of absurd clothes you have. And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare, Sarah Rees Brennan (2013). “What Really Happened in Peru”, p.8, Simon and Schuster

topic: Sleep, Clothes, Llamas

It did not take Man long-probably not more than a hundred centuries-to discover that all the animals except the dog were impossible around the house. One has but to spend a few days with an aardvark or llama, command a water buffalo to sit up and beg or try to housebreak a moose, to perceive how wisely Man set about his process of elimination and selection.

- James Thurber

source: James Thurber (1996). “James Thurber: Writings & Drawings (including The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)”, p.955, Library of America

topic: Dog, Men, Animal, Llamas, Water Buffalo

It was like a dam of musical critique had broken. Imasu turned on him with eyes that flashed instead of shining. "It is worse than you can possibly imagine! When you play, all of my mother's flowers lose the will to live and expire on the instant. The quinoa has no flavour now. The llamas are migrating because of your music, and llamas are not a migratory animal. The children now believe there is a sickly monster, half horse and half large mournful chicken, that lives in tha lake and calls out to the world to grant it the sweet release of death.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare, Sarah Rees Brennan (2013). “What Really Happened in Peru”, p.27, Simon and Schuster

topic: Mother, Sweet, Horse, Llamas, Quinoa

I tell my students, if you're interested in marine biology or llama farming, follow that string. Yes, it will probably take you a longer time to write that book, but it's not a race. That's another great thing about being a writer: you don't age out.

- Debra Dean

source: Source: therumpus.net

topic: Book, Writing, Marine, Marine Biology, Llamas