You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
source: In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112
topic: Clever, Lying, Humorous, Alcoholism, Drinkers

source: Dean Young (2012). “Fall Higher”, p.33, Copper Canyon Press
topic: Song, Lying, Coats, Lying On The Floor, Coat Hangers
topic: Funny, Lying, Cake, Lying On The Floor, Bakeries
topic: Funny, Lying, Humor, Lying On The Floor
topic: Photography, Lying, Thinking, Old Clothes, Lying On The Floor
source: Gilbert K. Chesterton (2013). “The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton”, p.42, Simon and Schuster
topic: Lying, Book, Nurse, Lying On The Floor
topic: Lying, Men, Thinking, Lying On The Floor
topic: Lying, Fall, Swimming, Lying On The Floor, Good Way
topic: Girl, Fun, Lying, Gossip Girl, Lying On The Floor
source: Howard Carter's Diary, November 25, 1922.
topic: Lying, Broken, Water, Rubble, Lying On The Floor
source: Gena Showalter (2016). “The Darkest Passion”, p.152, HQN Books
topic: Girl, Pain, Lying, Lying On The Floor, Envisioning
topic: Letting Go, Lying, Player, Lying On The Floor