Dean Martin quotes
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“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
-- Dean MartinSource : "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.
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“The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.”
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
-- Dean MartinSource : In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112
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“When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.”
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“Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.”
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“Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.”
-- Dean MartinSource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.”
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“Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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“I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.”
-- Dean MartinSource : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'”
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“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
-- Dean MartinSource : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.”
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“In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.”
-- Dean MartinSource : "The Classic With a Twist", www.esquire.com. February 22, 2017.
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“Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.”
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“I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.”
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“Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.”
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“I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.”
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“If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.”
-- Dean MartinSource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.”
-- Dean MartinSource : Song: There's No Tomorrow
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“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”
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“Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.”
-- Dean MartinSource : Song: Memories Are Made Of This
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“Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.”
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“The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.”
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“With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.”
-- Dean MartinSource : Song: Memories Are Made Of This
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“Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.”
-- Dean MartinSource : Song: Everybody Loves Somebody, Album: Collected Cool [3 CD + 1 DVD]
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“When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.”
-- Dean MartinSource : Song: That's Amore {From The Caddy}, Album: Dean Martin Sings
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“There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”
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“If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.”
-- Dean MartinSource : Song: Ain't That A Kick In The Head
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