Mistletoe Quotes:

So, mistletoe, in fact, symbolizes mistletoe.

- Terry Pratchett

source: Terry Pratchett (2008). “Hogfather: (Discworld Novel 20)”, p.176, Random House

topic: Facts, Mistletoe

Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day; Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let's all be jolly! At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year

- Thomas Tusser

source: Five Hundred Pointes of Good Husbandrie (1580)

topic: Cheer, Merry Christmas, Winter, Merry Christmas Cards, Merry Christmas Greeting Card

The mistletoe hung in the castle hall, The holly branch shone on the old oak wall.

- Thomas Haynes Bayly

source: "The Mistletoe Bough". "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations", 10th edition, 1919.

topic: Christmas, Wall, Hollies, Mistletoe

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

- Thomas Tusser

source: Five Hundred Pointes of Good Husbandrie (1580)

topic: Christmas, Cheer, Holiday, Humorous Christmas, Inspirational Holiday

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.

- Jimmy Boyd

source: Song: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

topic: Christmas, Kissing, Night, Mistletoe, Snowy

Whose heart doth hold the Christmas glow Hath little need of Mistletoe; Who bears a smiling grace of mien Need waste no time on wreaths of green; Whose lips have words of comfort spread Needs not the holly-berries red— His very presence scatters wide The spirit of the Christmastide.

- John Kendrick Bangs

topic: Christmas, Heart, Grace, Mistletoe, Words Of Comfort

Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Thinking, White, Almost Over, Mistletoe, Good Thinking

Mistletoe, the same plant you kiss under at holiday time, may be an effective aid against certain types of cancer.

- Chris Kilham

source: "Medicinal attributes of mistletoe" by Chris Kilham, www.foxnews.com. December 19, 2013.

topic: Cancer, Holiday, Kissing, Mistletoe

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

- Jeff Foxworthy

topic: Redneck, Might, Grades, Six Packs, Fridges

Long after their associates have gone southward, they linger like the last leaves on the tree. It is indeed "good-bye to summer" when the bluebirds withdraw their touch of brightness from the dreary November landscape at the north to whirl through the southern woods and feed on the waxy berries of the mistletoe.

- Neltje Blanchan

topic: Summer, Bye, Long, Bluebird, Mistletoe

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.

- Christopher Moore

topic: Bells, Ribbons, Cold, Mistletoe, Festive

The day's at end and there's nowhere to go, Draw to the fire, even this fire is dying; Get up and once again politely lying Invite the ladies toward the mistletoe.

- Allen Tate

source: Allen Tate (1947). “Poems, 1920-1945: A Selection”

topic: Christmas, Lying, Fire, Mistletoe

Because we need Christmas we had better understand what it is and what it isn't. Gifts, holly, mistletoe, and red-nosed reindeer are fun as traditions, but they are not what Christmas is really all about. Christmas pertains to that glorious moment when the Son of our Father joined his divinity to our imperfect humanity.

- Hugh W. Pinnock

topic: Fun, Father, Son, Mistletoe, Our Father

As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but there his sex life had come to abrupt halt.

- P. G. Wodehouse

topic: Girl, Sex, Children, Mistletoe, Christmas Party

Money is made at Christmas out of holly and mistletoe, but who save the vendors would greatly care if no green branch were procurable? One symbol, indeed, has obscured all others-the minted round of metal. And one may safely say that, of all the ages since a coin first became the symbol of power, ours is that in which it yields to the majority of its possessors the poorest return in heart's contentment.

- George Gissing

topic: Christmas, Heart, Yield, Vendors, Mistletoe

How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving of gifts all express to us the spirit of the day we celebrate; but the true spirit of Christmas lies much deeper than these. It is found in the life of the Savior, in the principles He taught, in His atoning sacrifice-which become our great heritage.

- Howard W. Hunter

topic: Lying, Sacrifice, Giving, Mistletoe, Tinsel

If the aim is to keep "Christ" in the shopping-mall Christmas or to ensure that pagan trees and mistletoe don't lose their Christian labels, then it might make sense to attack presidents and business owners who commit the "happy holiday" sin. But if the goal is to restore the religious meaning of the Christian holy day, then they are aiming at the wrong Target.

- Charles Haynes

topic: Christian, Religious, Holiday, Mistletoe, Holy Days

The First Lady and I both spotted the President standing under the mistletoe and she moved in to grab a kiss from him following a dinner for Combatant Commanders and military leadership at Blair House in Washington, D.C.

- Pete Souza

source: "20 of the Best White House Photographs of 2014" by Pete Souza, abcnews.go.com. December 29, 2014.

topic: Military, Kissing, House, Military Leadership, Mistletoe

While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn't sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn't such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.

- E. A. Bucchianeri

topic: Moon, Night, Ideas, Mistletoe

Come on, Forney.' Novalee, it's a parasite.' But it's a tradition.' It's a parasite! And you expect people yo stand under it and kiss?' Yes! it's what people do with mistletoe.

- Billie Letts

topic: Kissing, People, Tradition, Mistletoe