Police Academy Quotes:

Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.

- Christopher Titus

topic: Revenge, Philosophy, Hippie, Police Academy, Weasels

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

- Matt Groening

source: "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". TV Series "The Simpsons" ("Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood", 1993), www.imdb.com. (1989– ).

topic: Animal, Important, Funny Simpsons, Police Academy, Weasels

Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.

- Arthur Mitchell

topic: Animal, Guilt, Remorse, Police Academy, Weasels

Art is what separates us from the animals.

- Iimani David

topic: Art, Animal, Art Is, Police Academy, Weasels

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

- Homer

topic: Jobs, Half, Way, Police Academy, Weasels

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

- Homer

topic: Fun, Thinking, Law, Police Academy, Great Simpsons

My instinct was always have your gun in your hand. Especially when you are telling somebody to do something. But, in fact, the police academy discourages this. They feel your gun should rarely, if ever, be brought out of its holster. Most certainly not when children are involved, which is exactly when I saw myself using my gun most often. A truant teenager loitering outside a movie theater is going to be far more motivated to return to school when he has the barrel of a .45 pressed against his cheek.

- Augusten Burroughs

topic: Children, Teenager, School, Cheeks, Police Academy

I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.

- Shaquille O'Neal

topic: Basketball, Couple, Police, Police Academy, Undercover

I went and lived in Chicago for a year , and I studied at the police academy.

- Gary Oldman

source: Source: www.chud.com

topic: Years, Police, Chicago, Police Academy

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

- Ben Elton

topic: Writing, Police, Hot, Police Academy, Adverts

Either greed belongs in a war zone, or it doesn't. You can't unleash it in the name of sparking an economic boom and then be shocked when Halliburton overcharges for everything from towels to gas, when Parsons' sub, sub, sub-contractor builds a police academy where the pipes drip raw sewage on the heads of army cadets and where Blackwater investigates itself and finds it acted honorably. That's just corporations doing what they do and Iraq is a privatized war zone so that's what you get. Build a frontier, you get cowboys and robber barons.

- Naomi Klein

topic: War, Army, Cowboy, Sparking, War Zones

The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I've done it, and what I've done, and who I am. I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer. Get his master's in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around. This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that's going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.

- Shaquille O'Neal

topic: Basketball, Team, Rap, Police Academy, Big Guys

The most experience I had in the criminology field is playing a thug as an actor. That was my first paid job. The police academy at the college was paying people to reenact the calls that potential cops would get. So I got to play thugs and people who were unruly.

- Jeremy Renner

topic: Jobs, College, Thug, Criminology, Police Academy