
topic: Children, Eight, Wife, Pregnant Wife, Funniest Simpsons
topic: Home, Brain, Stuff, Old Stuff, Funniest Simpsons
Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
topic: Funny, Sports, Running, Sporting Events, Inspirational Tennis
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
topic: Loneliness, Dangerous, Cheeseburger, Comic Book Guy, Funny Simpsons
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
topic: Funny, Life, Trying, Funniest Simpsons, Funny Simpsons
It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
topic: Sports, Motivational Sports, Winning, Sporting Events, Inspirational Tennis
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
topic: Winning, Blame, Funny Simpsons, Sporting Events, Anatomy
topic: People, Might, Needs, Funniest Simpsons, Funny Simpsons
topic: Fun, Thinking, Law, Police Academy, Great Simpsons
topic: Real, Work Out, Christianity, Great Simpsons
topic: Fancy, Stuff, Dirt, Funny Simpsons, Great Simpsons
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
source: "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". "The Simpsons. Treehouse of Horror IV", www.imdb.com. 1993.
topic: Hilarious, Believe, Vampire, Make Believe, Gremlins
topic: Mean, Laughing, Ass, Funny Simpsons, Great Simpsons
source: "The Simpsons/ The Old Man and the Lisa". Animation, Comedy, 1997.
topic: Funny, Friendship, Sarcastic, Opportunity Knocking, Funniest Simpsons
topic: Japan, Europe, America, Paraguay, Great Simpsons
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
topic: Money, Montana, Sugar, Money And Power, Gangster Movie
Homer no function beer well without.
topic: Beer, Ale, Funny Simpsons, Drinking Beer, Funniest Simpsons
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
topic: Beer, Tvs, Cold, Cold Beer, Funniest Simpsons
But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
topic: Drink, Funniest Simpsons, Funny Simpsons, Great Simpsons
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
topic: Life, Hilarious, Funny Beer, Funniest Simpsons, Funny Simpsons
topic: Jobs, Half, Way, Police Academy, Weasels
source: "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". TV Series "The Simpsons" ("Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood", 1993), www.imdb.com. (1989– ).
topic: Animal, Important, Funny Simpsons, Police Academy, Weasels
Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
topic: Revenge, Philosophy, Hippie, Police Academy, Weasels
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
topic: Men, Praying, Funny Simpsons, Cartoon Character, Funniest Simpsons
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
topic: Inspiration, Food, Donuts, Funniest Simpsons, Funny Simpsons
Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.
topic: Animal, Guilt, Remorse, Police Academy, Weasels
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.
topic: Ice, Feet, Six, Great Simpsons