Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Quotes:

There must have been a moment, at the beginning, were we could have said -- no. But somehow we missed it.

- Tom Stoppard

source: Tom Stoppard (2007). “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead”, p.125, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Moments, Said, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

We must be born with an intuition of mortality.

- Tom Stoppard

source: Tom Stoppard (2007). “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead”, p.72, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Intuition, Mortality, Born, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Rosencrantz: We might as well be dead. Do you think death could possibly be a boat? Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is...not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat. Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats. Guildenstern: No, no, no--what you've been is not on boats.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Thinking, Might, Negative, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Mean, Writing, Tragedy, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway. Guildenstern: What? Rosencrantz: England. Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Believe, England, Conspiracy, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.

- William Shakespeare

source: 'Hamlet' (1601) act 2, sc. 2, l. [259]

topic: Inspirational, Positive, Happiness, Horatio, Either Or

Well, we'll know better next time.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Next, Wells, Next Time, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

...reality, the name we give to the common experience.

- Tom Stoppard

source: Tom Stoppard (2007). “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead”, p.21, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Reality, Names, Giving, Common Experience, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

There we were - demented children mincing about in clothes that no one ever wore, speaking as no man ever spoke, swearing love in wigs and rhymed couplets, killing each other with wooden swords, hollow protestations of faith hurled after empty promises of vengeance - and every gesture, every pose, vanishing into the thin unpopulated air. We ransomed our dignity to the clouds, and the uncomprehending birds listened. Don't you see?! We're actors - we're the opposite of people!

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Children, Men, Air, Empty Promises, Couplets

Give us this day our daily mask.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Giving, Mask, This Day, Praying To God, Kingdom Come

The colours red, blue and green are real. The colour yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Real, Yellow, Blue, Mystical Experiences, Colour Red

O God, I could be bound in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space – were it not that I have bad dreams.

- William Shakespeare

source: 'Hamlet' (1601) act 2, sc. 2, l. [263]

topic: Dream, Kings, Science, Infinite Space, Bad Dream

For all the compasses in the world, there's only one direction, and time is its only measure.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: One Direction, World, Compass, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Life is a gamble, at terrible odds - if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Life, Gambling, Odds, Against All Odds, Against The Odds

This goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory.

- William Shakespeare

source: 'Hamlet' (1601) act 2, sc. 2, l. [316]

topic: Vapour, Earth, Cynicism, Firmament, Misanthropy

We are tied down to a language which makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style.

- Tom Stoppard

source: Tom Stoppard (1991). “Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead”, Grove/Atlantic

topic: Style, Obscurity, Language, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Audiences know what to expect, and that is all that they are prepared to believe in.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Believe, Audience, Prepared, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Actors! The mechanics of cheap melodrama! That isn't death! You scream and choke and sink to your knees but it doesn't bring death home to anyone- it doesn't catch them unawares and start the whisper in their skulls that says- 'One day you are going to die.

- Tom Stoppard

source: Tom Stoppard (2007). “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead”, p.83, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Home, Skulls, One Day, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occurred to you that you don’t go on forever. It must have been shattering, stamped into one’s memory. And yet, I can’t remember it.

- Tom Stoppard

source: "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead". www.imdb.com. 1990.

topic: Memories, Forever, Childhood, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

- Tom Stoppard

source: Tom Stoppard (2007). “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead”, p.61, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Inspirational, Memories, Eye, Presumption, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in a box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never know you were in a box would you?... Even taking into account the fact that you're dead, it isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off-- I'm going to stuff you in this box now would you rather be alive or dead? Naturally you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Silly, Mean, Thinking, Pleasant Thoughts, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking: Well, at least I'm not dead.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Life, Lying, Thinking, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Rosencrantz: Shouldn't we be doing something--constructive? Guildenstern: What did you have in mind? ... A short, blunt human pyramid...?

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Pyramids, Mind, Blunt, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Such thanks as fits a king's remembrance.

- William Shakespeare

source: William Shakespeare, Oliver William Bourn Peabody, Samuel Weller Singer, Charles Symmons, John Payne Collier (1839). “The Dramatic Works of William Shakspeare: King Lear. Romeo and Juliet. Hamlet. Othello”, p.289

topic: Kings, Remembrance, Thanks, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

All your life you live so close to truth, it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye, and when something nudges it into outline it is like being ambushed by a grotesque.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Eye, Nudge, Existentialism, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

What did you have in mind? A short, blunt human pyramid?

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Pyramids, Mind, Blunt, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Be happy -- if you're not even happy, what's so good about surviving?

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Optimistic, Surviving, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see.

- Tom Stoppard

source: "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead". www.imdb.com. 1990.

topic: School, Blood, Giving, Consecutive, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?

- Tom Stoppard

source: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1967) act 2

topic: Time, Mean, Science, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god.

- William Shakespeare

source: 'Hamlet' (1601) act 2, sc. 2, l. [316]

topic: Beauty, Moving, Angel, Star Trek Next Generation, Firmament

We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Integrity, History, Looks, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Each move is dictated by the previous one--that is the meaning of order

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Moving, Order, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

A Chinaman of the T'ang Dynasty—and, by which definition, a philosopher—dreamed he was a butterfly, and from that moment he was never quite sure that he was not a butterfly dreaming it was a Chinese philosopher. Envy him; in his two-fold security.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Dream, Butterfly, Two, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

We've traveled too far, and our momentum has taken over; we move idly towards eternity, without possibility of reprieve or hope of explanation.

- Tom Stoppard

topic: Time, Moving, Taken, Reprieve, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.

- William Shakespeare

source: 'Hamlet' (1601) act 2, sc. 2, l. [211]

topic: Halloween, Math, Insanity, Horatio, Insanity And Sanity

Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.

- Tom Stoppard

source: "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead". Book by Tom Stoppard, www.goodreads.com. 1966.

topic: Gone, Irony, Talent, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Shakespeare might have met Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in the white streets of London, or seen the serving-men of rival houses bite their thumbs at each other in the open square; but Hamlet came out of his soul, and Romeo out of his passion.

- Oscar Wilde

source: Oscar Wilde (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Oscar Wilde (Illustrated)”, p.1491, Delphi Classics

topic: Passion, Men, White, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

More than any other contemporary British playwright, Tom Stoppard populates his plays -- from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead to The Invention of Love (his portrait of the poet and scholar A. E. Housman) -- with characters from life and literature. But one cannot always tell the difference between those who are real and those who are imaginary.

- Mel Gussow

topic: Real, Character, Play, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up—Ho-HO! Now you’ve got something that stirs the, um, something that stirs things that are stirrable. BOOM! A pack of ravenous flesh-eaters breaks open their heads and sucks out their eyeballs. No need for iambic pentameter because they are grunting, groaning annihilators of humanity with no time for meter. You’re not asleep in the back of English class anymore, are you? This is what I’m talking about. Zombies. Learn it, live it, love it.

- Libba Bray

topic: Talking, Class, Humanity, Groaning, English Class

Hamlet is to Macbeth somewhat as the Ghost is to the Witches. Revenge, or ambition, in its inception may have a lofty, even a majestic countenance, but when it has "coupled hell" and become crime, it grows increasingly foul and sordid. We love and admire Hamlet so much at the beginning that we tend to forget that he is as hot-blooded as the earlier Macbeth when he kills Polonius and the King, cold-blooded as the later Macbeth or Iago when he sends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to death.

- Harold Clarke Goddard

topic: Kings, Revenge, Ambition, Lofty, Polonius