Shredding Quotes:

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

- Brendan Gill

topic: Life, Ideas, Favors, Life Is Not Worth Living, Just Living Life

Never assume, no matter how strong the temptation, that other people are low-life lying manipulators without a shred of human decency.

- Dinesh D'Souza

topic: Strong, Lying, People, Manipulator, Never Assume

I got a book deal without even turning in one shred of a writing sample.

- Janice Dickinson

topic: Book, Writing, Sample, Shredding

Neil Young is the prime example, the grand goal, if you will. He's still shredding, and he never lost his credibility.

- Mac DeMarco

topic: Goal, Example, Lost, Shredding

Sorry doesn’t mean anything! Not when you’re still with him. It’s not just that you cheated—it’s that he’s still here, and you’re still with him. It just goes on and on, and it hurts every single time I see you with him. I hate it that he makes you smile, and that there’s nothing I can do to stop this. I can’t think straight, and everything hurts, and nothing makes sense anymore. You’re shredding my heart with one hand and stroking his ego with the other. And it’s killing me, Faythe. You’re killing me. And it’s only going to get worse, now that everyone knows.

- Rachel Vincent

topic: Hurt, Sorry, Hate, Nothing Makes Sense, You Cheated

When Donald Trump - star of 'Celebrity Apprentice', the man who brought you Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, and Trump "University" very likely fraud and fail; and Twitter-hands extraordinaire - is setting up his bobblehead on the desk of the Oval Office and shredding through nuclear codes, you only have yourself to blame.

- Chrissy Teigen

source: "Chrissy Teigen Thinks Ivanka Trump 'Should Probably Run for Office One Day'". Glamour Interview, www.glamour.com. September 8, 2016.

topic: Stars, Men, Hands, Shredding

It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding documents. Those are two things you don't want to get mixed up.

- Jay Leno

topic: Enron, Shredding

The bad news is that ignoring the performance of people is almost as bad as shredding their effort in front of their eyes. Ignoring gets you a whole way out there. The good news is that by simply looking at something that somebody has done, scanning it and saying "Uh huh," that seems to be quite sufficient to dramatically improve people's motivations.

- Dan Ariely

source: "What makes us feel good about our work?". TED Talks, www.ted.com. October, 2012.

topic: Motivation, Eye, People, Bad News, Scanning

Are you really going to work in that?" Maura asked. Blue looked at her clothing. It involved a few thin layering shirts, including one she had altered using a method called shredding. "What's wrong with it?" Maura shrugged. "Nothing. I always wanted an eccentric daughter. I just never realised how well my evil plans were working.

- Maggie Stiefvater

source: Maggie Stiefvater (2012). “The Raven Boys (The Raven Cycle, Book 1)”, p.34, Scholastic Inc.

topic: Daughter, Blue, Evil, Realised, Evil Plans

It's like a razor blade edging its way through my organs, shredding me, all I can think is: It will kill me, it will kill me, it will kill me. And I don't care.

- Lauren Oliver

source: "Delirium". Book by Lauren Oliver, January 1, 2011.

topic: Thinking, Razors, Care, Shredding

You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills.

- Herb Caen

topic: Rams, Dollar Bills, Dollars, Sandpaper, Shredding

I came to a dead stop and began major revisions. Sometimes these entailed the shredding of all existing manuscript for a fresh start - an inefficient way to write a book, though I found it exciting.

- William Manchester

topic: Book, Writing, Editing, Shredding

I’m a goddess of destruction. Tell me honestly that you find nothing exciting about the idea of a billion people screaming out for mercy when there’s no one left who cares what befalls them. Of the entire earth being rained on by all manner of demons bent on ultimate torture and sacrifice. Them ripping and shredding human flesh as they claw in a drunken frenzy fueled by their hatred of everything. Drinking blood in an orgy of terror...ahhh, the beauty of annihilation. There’s nothing like it.(Apollymi)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

source: Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “Devil May Cry: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.56, Macmillan

topic: Drinking, Sacrifice, Blood, Shredding

[Oliver North is a] document-shredding, Constitution-trashing, Commander in Chief-bashing, Congress-thrashing, uniform-shaming, Ayatollah-loving, arms-dealing, criminal-protecting, résumé-enhancing, Noriega-coddling, Social Security-threatening, public school-denigrating, Swiss-banking-law-breaking, letter-faking, self-serving, election-losing, snake-oil salesman who can't tell the difference between the truth and a lie.

- Chuck Robb

topic: Funny, Lying, School, Law Breaking, Swiss

If I feel like crying, I'll just cry in a dream. Something I really try not to do in my waking hours. I like good melodrama because it's just an undumping of all these compulsions we feel that we work so hard to master during our waking hours. No wonder we crash to sleep in bed at night. We have to, otherwise we'd just spend our waking hours shredding the feelings from everybody else.

- Guy Maddin

source: Source: thequietus.com

topic: Dream, Sleep, Night, Shredding

It hardly matters why a library is destroyed: every banning, curtailment, shredding, plunder or loot gives rise (at least as a ghostly presence) to a louder, clearer, more durable library of the banned, looted, plundered, shredded or curtailed.

- Alberto Manguel

topic: Giving, Library, Matter, Book Burning, Shredding

If skating got into the Olympics, I would be tempted to hold off on shredding for a year and just skate, to make that my new goal. In that sport, I'm still the underdog.

- Shaun White

source: "Shaun White On His Skateboarding Future, Hanging With Guns N’ Roses & One ‘Painful’ Miley Cyrus Song". www.accessonline.com. March 3, 2010.

topic: Sports, Years, Goal, New Goal, Skates