Smokin Weed Quotes:

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.

- Bill Hicks

source: "Chicago '91". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1991.

topic: Mistake, Marijuana, Law, Medical Marijuana, Cannabis

Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.

- Abraham Lincoln

topic: Sweet, Marijuana, Two, Harmonicas, Pipe Smoking

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.

- Carl Sagan

topic: Weed, Marijuana, Mad, Stoners, Medical Marijuana

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

- James Franco

topic: Weed, Beer, Marijuana, Cannabis, Smoking Weed

The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Country, Government, Law, Marijuana Prohibition, Limiting Freedom

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

- Jennifer Aniston

topic: Marijuana, Smoking, Cannabis, Medical Marijuana, Cool Marijuana

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast

- Ronald Reagan

topic: Funny, Weed, Marijuana, Smokers, Medical Marijuana

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

- Bob Marley

topic: Hippie, Drinking, Healing, Jamaican Music, Alcoholism

I'm not saying pot is a bad thing. I know plenty of people who should be smoking pot. I'm just not one of those people. I don't think it would be the best drug for me. What am I going to do, start doing drugs at my age? It's a little late. I'm a mother of two. It's probably not the best idea for me to start getting into it now.

- Mary-Louise Parker

topic: Mother, Weed, Marijuana, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

Excuse me while I light my spliff, Good God I gotta take a lift, From reality I just cant drift, That's why I'm staying with this riff

- Bob Marley

topic: Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver. The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it

- Black Thought

topic: Weed, Rap, Smoking, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

I support decriminalisation. People are smoking pot anyway and to make them into criminals is wrong. It's when you're in jail you really become a criminal.

- Paul McCartney

topic: Marijuana, Jail, People, Cannabis, Smokin Weed

They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco. What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical ***** that's used for purposes of cataracts?

- Snoop Dogg

topic: Weed, Hurt, Marijuana, Medical Marijuana, Smoking Weed

Mary, you make me wanna eat you Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through.

- Daniel Dumile

source: Song: My Favorite Ladies

topic: Weed, Sweet, Rap, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age

- Illmaculate

topic: Weed, Rap, Smoking, Stone Age, Smoking Weed

Burnin marijuana pon di corner, It keep me calmer, It mek me smarter. Burnin pon di highway, its the highest grade, gettin into my head.

- Richie Spice

topic: Weed, Rap, Marijuana, Smoking Weed, Calmer

Think I'll roll another number for the road

- Neil Young

source: Song: Roll Another Number, 1975

topic: Weed, Rap, Thinking, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.

- Ryan Phillippe

topic: Ocean, Writing, Marijuana, Caribbean, Cannabis

Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.

- Josh Howard

source: "Cuban: Mavs will deal with Howard's admission of drug use internally". www.espn.com. April 28, 2008.

topic: Weed, Marijuana, Player, Smoking Weed, Funny Weed

I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate

- Lloyd Banks

topic: Crush, Weed, Smoking, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than Idaho potato

- The Notorious B.I.G.

topic: Weed, Baby, School, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend...

- Ben Harper

topic: Weed, Smoking, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

If one seeks relief from unbearable pressure, one is to eat hashish.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

topic: Weed, Marijuana, Smoking, Hashish, Smoking Weed

I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking a lot and I've never been stoned and when I got the show I got really serious... So I kinda stop drinking, cold turkey so I had never been stoned until... It's something that happened with Mila and Ashton...

- Topher Grace

topic: Weed, Party, Drinking, Cold Turkey, Stop Drinking

We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!'

- Amy Poehler

topic: Weed, Marijuana, Giving, Smokin Weed

I like to take a puff or two before going on the air. I still get stage fright when I have to perform. A little grass gets rid of the problem.

- Bob Denver

topic: Weed, Marijuana, Air, Smoking Weed, Stage Fright

So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It'sa peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.

- Snoop Dogg

topic: Weed, Rap, Appreciate, Smokin Weed

I was raised in the city, shitty Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty Drinkin' liquor out my momma's titty And smokin' weed was an everyday thang in my household, And drinking liquor til' you out cold

- Tupac Shakur

source: Song: Death Around The Corner

topic: Weed, Drinking, Rap, Kitties, Momma

Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white honey bun ooohh there I am Go an light another one constantly smokin' Turn up a 45 drankin and chokin Start smokin weed real young with my peers So full of dope smoke comin out my ears

- Project Pat

source: Song: Smokin' Out

topic: Weed, Real, Dope, Smoking Weed, Smokin Weed

Smokin weed on the star projectors, I guess we'll never know what Harvard gets us

- Drake

topic: Weed, Stars, School, Projectors, Smokin Weed