Surprise Party Quotes:

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

- Jimmy Buffett

topic: Fun, Party, Hunting, Manageable, Surprise Party

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

- Demetri Martin

topic: Party, Home, People, Surprise Party

You might ask yourself why you want to surprise your readers in the first place. A surprise ending is sort of like a surprise party. Probably some people, somewhere, enjoy having friends and trusted colleagues lunge at them in the sudden blinding light of their own living room, but I don't think most of us do.

- Jincy Willett

source: Jincy Willett (2009). “The Writing Class”, p.75, Macmillan

topic: Party, Thinking, Light, Surprise Party, Blinding Light

When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."

- Joy Browne

topic: Women, Party, Mean, Surprise Party

I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I've ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I've ever thrown in my whole life.

- Jenny Lawson

topic: Lonely, Party, Successful, Surprise Party

I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry's [in That's Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts. It wasn't me that threw it though, my wife threw me a surprise party. So [unlike Selma Blair's character] she didn't forget.

- Billie Joe Armstrong

source: Source: www.vulture.com

topic: Party, Character, Nuts, Surprise Party, Ordinary World

Today millions of people are living who will never do it again. Millions are being born for the first time-and millions are doing nothing because it's the best offer they've had this week. ... It is for these people and many others that the Surprise Party is conceived and desecrated, founded upon the principle that everybody is just as good as anybody else, even though they aren't quite so smart.

- Gracie Allen

source: "How to Become President". Book by Gracie Allen, 1940.

topic: Smart, Party, People, Surprise Party

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

- Jen Lancaster

topic: Fitness, Party, Thinking, Surprise Party

I don't get surprised very often to be honest. I'm the kind of person who you couldn't throw a surprise party for because I'd figure it out.

- Chris O'Donnell

topic: Party, Honest, Kind, Surprise Party

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

- David Letterman

topic: Team, Party, Today, Surprise Party, Remember When

Prayer adds an element of surprise to your life that is more fun than a surprise party or surprise gift or surprise romance. In fact, prayer turns life into a party, into a gift, into a romance.

- Mark Batterson

source: Mark Batterson (2012). “Draw the Circle: The 40 Day Prayer Challenge”, p.84, Zondervan

topic: Prayer, Fun, Party, Surprise Party, Element Of Surprise