Ocupation: Author
Life:
You might ask yourself why you want to surprise your readers in the first place. A surprise ending is sort of like a surprise party. Probably some people, somewhere, enjoy having friends and trusted colleagues lunge at them in the sudden blinding light of their own living room, but I don't think most of us do.
source: Jincy Willett (2009). “The Writing Class”, p.75, Macmillan
topic: Party, Thinking, Light, Surprise Party, Blinding Light