Liam Gallagher quotes

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Beautiful #Hilarious #Guy

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Jealous #Oasis #World

The idea of sitting at home, not making music, just makes me want to throw up.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Home #Ideas #Sitting

I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Girl #Mad #Stuff

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Book #Show Me #Shows

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Book #Writing #Judging

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Catholic #World #Joints

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Thinking #Lennon #Almighty

I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They're about whatever you want. I don't pick subjects. I just start.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Song #Writing #Want

My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Albums #My Favorite

I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Jeans #Ems #Holes

New York is my favorite city in the world.
-- Liam Gallagher

#New York #Cities #World

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
-- Liam Gallagher

#People #Giving #Energy

You've either got it or you haven't.
-- Liam Gallagher

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Song #Stones #Normal

I didn't always want to be a dad.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Dad #Want

If I like something, I get it and I put it on.
-- Liam Gallagher

You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Night #Play #Ems

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a ***** good-looking ***** you are.' And then I brighten up.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Mirrors #Long #Looks

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Discipline

Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Hate #Thinking #Wish

I've got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Tree

I find words really hard.
-- Liam Gallagher

I'm not looking for guidance.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Guidance

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Touring

Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Brother #Fighting

It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?
-- Liam Gallagher

#Mean #People #Mean People

I'll never have a stylist.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Stylist

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Jesus #Lennon #Bigs

It gets better and better being me.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Music #Get Better #Being Me

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Heaven #Devil #Gears

I live for now, not for what happens after I die.
-- Liam Gallagher

Being a lad is what I'm about.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Lad

Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Writing #Today #Classic

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Goodnight #Good Night #Men