Python quotes

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
-- A. J. Jacobs

#Python #Swallowing #Body

Porting a Google App Engine app written in Python to Go: Although I'm new to Go I get much quicker results than I've got with Python. Never used a language before that empowers you to solve problems as quick as Go does
-- Aleksandr Mikhailovich Orlov

#Python #Empowering #Google

I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.
-- Alessandro Nivola

#Kids #Python #Film

Python carries his loneliness in him as if he had eaten clay.
-- Barbara Chase-Riboud

#Loneliness #Python #Clay

I made it to the childbearing phase without TV dependence, then looked around and thought, Well gee, why start now? Why get a pet python on the day you decide to raise fuzzy little gerbils?
-- Barbara Kingsolver

#Python #Pet #Fuzzy

My favorite language for maintainability is Python. It has simple, clean syntax, object encapsulation, good library support, and optional named parameters.
-- Bram Cohen

#Simple #Python #Support

Life is short (You need Python)
-- Bruce Eckel

#Life Is Short #Python #Needs

As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.
-- David Javerbaum

#Jesus #Reading #Python

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.
-- Eric Idle

#Python #Monty

Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that.
-- Eric Idle

#Thinking #Python #People

I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.
-- Eric Idle

#Thinking #Python #Special

Why the hell hasn't wxPython become the standard GUI for Python yet?
-- Eric S. Raymond

#Python #Hell #Standards

Everybody uses pop culture as a shorthand. You might make an obscure reference to Monty Python or Iron Eagle that only some people will get, but if they do it conveys a world of meaning.
-- Ernest Cline

#Python #Eagles #Iron

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.
-- Frank Portman

#Python #Everyday #Documentaries

I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids. I remember flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz, and I grew up watching Monty Python. I think that kids can handle a lot more than we give them credit for, especially when it comes to the absurd.
-- Gore Verbinski

#Kids #Thinking #Python

This thought-provoking novel portrays the absurdity of our overbearing government bureaucracy with a story that is entertaining and fast-paced. The Taxman Cometh will become part of our national dialogue about taxes and freedom. And it’s funny as hell. Author Jim Greenfield is a cross between Ayn Rand and Monty Python. If enough people read this hilarious ‘man versus state’ book, the IRS will be put out of business, which is okay with me.
-- Grover Norquist

#Book #Men #Python

Now, it's my belief that Python is a lot easier than to teach to students programming and teach them C or C++ or Java at the same time because all the details of the languages are so much harder. Other scripting languages really don't work very well there either.
-- Guido van Rossum

#Python #Details #Java

In my daily work, I work on very large, complex, distributed systems built out of many Python modules and packages. The focus is very similar to what you find, for example, in Java and, in general, in systems programming languages.
-- Guido van Rossum

#Python #Focus #Example

My own perception of that is somewhat colored by where people ask my advice, which is still, of course, about changes to Python internals or at least standard libraries.
-- Guido van Rossum

#Python #People #Advice

If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.
-- Guido van Rossum

#Python #Views #Talking

Modern programs must handle Unicode —Python has excellent support for Unicode, and will keep getting better.
-- Guido van Rossum

#Python #Support #Get Better

Mark Hammond is working in this area, with Windows Scripting Host. It is definitely an area where Python fits almost perfectly. That's quite independent from Java, actually.
-- Guido van Rossum

#Independent #Python #Java

Dada was given the Venus of Milo a clyster and has allowed the Laocoön and his sons to rest awhile, after thousands of years of struggle with the good sausage Python. The philosophers are of less use to Dada than an old toothbrush, and it leaves them on the scrap heap for the great leaders of the world.
-- Hans Arp

#Struggle #Son #Python

Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24 pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?
-- Hulk Hogan

#Running #Wrestling #Python

I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of British comedy.
-- Isla Fisher

#Python #Black #Fans

The other guys, all they have to do is use their big butts and big python arms to hit homers. Me, I'm the little guy in the group. People always root for the little guy.
-- Ken Griffey, Jr.

#Roots #Python #People

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.
-- Kevin Hearne

#Python #Feelings #Nerd

I note that the Python folks still think they like JPython. I wonder how long that will last?
-- Larry Wall

#Thinking #Python #Long

Head coach of the England team demands management skills that Brian does not have. We had a head coach who wanted one thing, other coaches who wanted other things. The players hadn't a clue what was going on. Somehow we'd managed to turn our World Cup campaign into a Monty Python sketch - called The Life of Brian.
-- Lawrence Dallaglio

#Team #Player #Python

Pastoralia by George Saunders. Possibly my favorite book. Its one of the weirdest books Ive ever read. If Monty Python and Thomas Pynchon had a love child, and it was raised by Frank Zappa on a weird commune, that would be this book.
-- Libba Bray

#Children #Book #Python

I saw what looked like another fallen tree in front of me and put my foot on it to cross over. At that moment it reared up in front of me-the biggest python I had ever seen!
-- Louis Leakey

#Python #Feet #Tree

The middle way is still driving on the wrong side of the road; it still permits the killing of the fox for pleasure. One cannot kill half a fox. Like Monty Python parrot, a fox torn apart by hounds remains dead, deceased and off its perch for ever. Before the fox has been dispatched - sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly - it will have suffered the agonies of the pursuit by animals four times its size and four times its strength. The middle way is a compromise that still seriously compromises the welfare of the fox.
-- Lyndon Harrison, Baron Harrison

#Hunting #Animal #Python

Mrs Bawden yanked me away from the table and dragged me across the food hall. I tried to twist away from her, but she had a grip like a python on steroids.
-- Malorie Blackman

#Python #Twists #Tables

The skin of a python is no less precious to the snake than fur is to the fox.
-- Maneka Gandhi

#Python #Snakes #Skins

No. She will never be queen.” She swayed toward him, and he felt like he was being encircled by a python, smothered and choked.
-- Marissa Meyer

#Queens #Python

Growing up, I watched shows such as 'Blackadder' and 'Monty Python' with my parents.
-- Mathew Baynton

#Growing Up #Python #Parent

I was pretty much a child of Monty Python. I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion.
-- Michael Jai White

#Fashion #Children #Python

People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe.
-- Michael Palin

#Crazy #Believe #Python

The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular
-- Michael York

#Python #Play #Modern

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.
-- Mike Myers

#Ties #Python #House

I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together.
-- Miranda Kerr

#Dad #Python #Together

Python has been an important part of Google since the beginning, and remains so as the system grows and evolves. Today dozens of Google engineers use Python, and we're looking for more people with skills in this language.
-- Peter Norvig

#Skills #Python #People

When you choose a language, youre also choosing a community. The programmers youll be able to hire to work on a Java project wont be as smart as the ones you could get to work on a project written in Python. And the quality of your hackers probably matters more than the language you choose. Though, frankly, the fact that good hackers prefer Python to Java should tell you something about the relative merits of those languages.
-- Philip Greenspun

#Smart #Python #Community

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
-- Robin Williams

#Python #People #Routine

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.
-- Seth MacFarlane

#Python #Office #Hills

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'
-- Seth MacFarlane

#Song #Python #Sound

I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that.
-- Tim Heidecker

#Thinking #Python #Long

But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner!
-- Wes Bentley

#Dad #Kids #Python

I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido van Rossum is probably Python.
-- Yukihiro Matsumoto

#Hard Work #Python #Perfect

I'm grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny.
-- Thomas Sadoski

#Running #Fall #Python

I've learned to take care of myself. You know, I try to stay conscious of whatever my energy is at all times, really. I mean, I come home from work, and, depending on the day or depending on what was going on, if I needed to adjust, I'd just meditate, or play guitar, or watch some Monty Python.
-- Brent Sexton

#Home #Mean #Python

Python - why settle for snake oil when you can have the whole snake?
-- Mark Jackson

#Python #Snakes #Oil

Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise.
-- Bruce Eckel

#Python #Lines #Noise