Shaving quotes

Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.
-- Ben Lerner

#Cutting #Way #Shaving

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
-- Chaz Bono

#Birthday #Shaving #Stuff

I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.
-- Chrissy Teigen

#Morning #Night #Shaving

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.
-- Clive Owen

#Shaving #Stuff #Cabinets

one of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.
-- Eva Ibbotson

#Shaving #Legs #Taxes

You take a fraction of reality and expand on it. It's very seldom totally at odds with the facts. It's shaving a piece of reality off.
-- Frank Snepp

#Reality #Odds #Shaving

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.
-- Haruki Murakami

#Shaving #Half #Used

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.
-- Jack Kemp

#Winning #Wind #Shaving

I shave without using shaving cream
-- Jerry Stiller

#Shaving #Cream

Its amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.
-- Joe Dempsie

#Shaving #Definitions #Muscles

The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most in [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ].
-- Johnny Depp

#Shaving #Demon #Sweeney Todd

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!
-- Justin Bieber

#Mustache #Shaving #Months

If one cannot get along without a mirror, even in shaving oneself, how can one reconstruct oneself or one's life, without seeing oneself in the "mirror" of literature?
-- Leon Trotsky

#Mirrors #Shaving #Literature

Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did.
-- Lester Holt

#Mustache #Shaving #Chance

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it — and everybody was talking about it — that I decided to keep it.
-- Mark Spitz

#Talking #Shaving #Olympics

Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
-- Michael Rosenbaum

#Doors #Pay #Shaving

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.
-- Moby

#Hair #Shaving

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
-- Paul McCartney

#Thinking #Beard #Shaving

In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.
-- Phil Donahue

#President #Vices #Shaving

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
-- Roald Dahl

#Food #Cereal #Shaving

When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.
-- Sammy Davis, Jr.

#Shaving #Lovers #Grows

If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.
-- Stephen Spender

#Cutting #Poetry #Shaving

A good lather is half the shave.
-- William Hone

#Shaving #Half

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
-- Woody Allen

#Night #Taught #Shaving

Once you start shaving you're done at Disney.
-- Garrett Clayton

#Shaving #Done

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.
-- Joe Dempsie

#Definitions #Shaving #Muscles