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“Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Hands #Listening #Stranger
“Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Beautiful #Mirrors #Looks
“There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Christmas #Years #Looks
“I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Dream #Thinking #People
“The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Flip #Comedy #Moments
“I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Careers #Wish #Wanted
“I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Values
“No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Dream #Blessing #Long
“Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Female #Twenties #Difficult Times
“About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Teacher #Want #Kind
“It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Real #Men #Males
“No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Sports #Gold #Likes
“My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Years #Said #Mum
“It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Lines #One Line #Lists
“I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Denial #Embarrassing
“I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Doctors #Watches #Scared
“I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Skins #Eating #Fantastic
“My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.”
-- Miranda Hart
“Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Beautiful #Personality #Needs
“I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Fighting #World #Males
“I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Thinking #Gestures #Married
“I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Force
“I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Laughing #Joy #Comedian
“I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Sea #Views #Giving
“I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.”
-- Miranda Hart

#People #Want #Might
“I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Comedian #Female #Trade
“some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Thinking #Laughing #Office
“Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Dream #Worry #Dreams Do Come True
“Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame”
-- Miranda Hart

#Confusion #Feeling Alone #Feelings
“We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.”
-- Miranda Hart

#Self #Keys #Worry

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