Jean Carroll quotes

“A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.”
-- Jean Carroll

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“The thing that attracted me to my husband was his pride. I'll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze - and he too proud to run and get it.”
-- Jean Carroll

Source : "Milton Berle, With Charm and a Mink" by Jane Wollman Rusoff, www.nytimes.com. November 5, 2006.

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“[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.”
-- Jean Carroll

#Sorry Quotes #Husband Quotes #Feet Quotes

“I used to do that routine about my daughter being a hippy with the dirty sneakers and dirty blue jeans, but why a beard? And you know people would actually come to me and say, 'Does your daughter really have a beard?' I'd say, 'No, I made her shave it, but I let her keep the mustache.”
-- Jean Carroll

Source : "Jean Carroll, 98, Is Dead; Blended Wit and Beauty" by Margalit Fox, www.nytimes.com. January 2, 2010.

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“Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.”

Source : New Yorker, 14 May 1960

“Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.”

Source : "I Hate the News" by Aaron Swartz, www.aaronsw.com. October 20, 2006.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

Source : Abraham Lincoln (1982). “Abraham Lincoln, wisdom & wit”, Peter Pauper Pr

“I have a really great family, and when Im not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I dont get crazy.”

“If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.”

“Whenever I'm about to eat meat I always see my little dog's eyes.”

“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.”

“Inspired by the purse rather than the soul, the mercenary side fairly screams in many of the works put out by every day American publishers.”

“Don't treat your customers like a bunch of purses and wallets.”

“If you don't generate tension in the film to begin with... you can't really make a purse out of a sow's ear, you know.”