Kyle Kinane Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Hurt #Goal #Earth
“I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Want #Universe
“Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Dream #Real #Sometimes
“Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#College #Young
“I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Catholic #Midwest #Enjoy
“The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Earth #Good Times #Should
“I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Fuel #Way #Ends
“What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Space #Done #Way
“It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.”
-- Kyle Kinane

#Children #Rain #Water

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