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“See-through goes with everything.”
-- Ophira Eisenberg

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“By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting.”
-- Ophira Eisenberg

#Dating
“Music is all about seduction, so it's an ongoing flirtation, but watching anyone do what they are talented at is totally intoxicating. Take even the ugliest guy and have them do something they are really passionate about - they are instantly attractive. Unfortunately watching someone write is a little lackluster. Maybe if they had a really sexy keyboard face.”
-- Ophira Eisenberg

#Sexy #Writing #Guy
“I'm an easy mark and a sucker for a charmer. If anyone tried to breathe at the same time as me, I might try to hyperventilate just to see if they'd follow. If they did, I'd probably find that endearing.”
-- Ophira Eisenberg

#Trying #Breathe #Easy

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