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“I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.”
-- Ted Alexandro

#Thinking #Wife #Lax
“I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.”
-- Ted Alexandro

#Let Me #Wells #Gym
“I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?”
-- Ted Alexandro

#Depressing #Sex #Talking
“Some people say homosexuality is a sin. Itâ€™s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God feels about heterosexuality. Now you might say, â€˜Whoa, slow down. You move too fast. How could you have the audacity, the temerity, to speak on behalf of God?â€™ Exactly, thatâ€™s an excellent point and I pray that you remember it.”
-- Ted Alexandro

#Moving #People #Audacity
“You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.”
-- Ted Alexandro

#Tomorrow #Chin Up #Shots
“I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.”
-- Ted Alexandro

#Funny #Guy #Hey
“I'm just looking for a little mystery in life... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you don't drink the water. You go to any diner here, who brings you the water? It's a mystery.”
-- Ted Alexandro

#Funny #Water #Mexico

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