Ted Alexandro Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. January 26, 1969
Birthday: January 26
I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?
topic: Depressing, Sex, Talking
