Unicycles Quotes:

I wonder if Harley-Davidson makes a unicycle

- Michael Hedges

topic: Wonder, Unicycles, Harley, Harley Davidson

A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.

- Ted Alexandro

source: "Laughing at something is a form of accepting it, or at least making peace with it". Interview with Chris Cobb, logger.believermag.com. September 19, 2014.

topic: People, Worry, Riding, Unicycles, Likeable

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

- Demetri Martin

topic: Opposites, Motor, Unicycles

Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

- Demetri Martin

topic: Sweet, Jobs, Guy, Unicycles, Anagrams

If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.

- Matt Groening

topic: Guitar, Radio, Next, Unicycles

Murray sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom, the men actually facing the danger are all so taciturn that you might as well try interviewing the cars themselves.

- Clive James

topic: Men, Car, Trying, Unicycles, Rims

So here we are, talking about Roman unicycles and alien sandwiches and my sister’s Italian misfortunes, while hanging in between us is: MY EPIC FAILURE TO CARPE. What’s wrong with me?

- Laini Taylor

source: Laini Taylor (2017). “Night of Cake and Puppets: A Daughter of Smoke and Bone Novella”, p.126, Hachette UK

topic: Epic, Italian, Talking, Unicycles

I used to entertain myself - I taught myself to use stilts and juggle and ride a unicycle. But I was never immediately interested in theatre.

- Tobias Segal

topic: Theatre, Use, Taught, Stilts, Unicycles