Stilts Quotes:

Natural rights is simple nonsense: natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical nonsense—nonsense upon stilts.

- Jeremy Bentham

source: Anarchical Fallacies art. 2 (1816)

topic: Simple, Rights, Nonsense, Stilts, Rhetorical

It's hard enough for women to walk on high heels. And I'm on stilts!

- Aimee Mullins

topic: High Heels, Enough, Walks, Stilts

The gymnasium of running, walking on stilts, climbing, etc. stells and makes hardy single powers and muscles, but dancing, like a corporeal poesy, embellishes, exercises, and equalizes all the muscles at once.

- Jean Paul

topic: Dance, Running, Exercise, Stilts, Gymnasiums

I used to entertain myself - I taught myself to use stilts and juggle and ride a unicycle. But I was never immediately interested in theatre.

- Tobias Segal

topic: Theatre, Use, Taught, Stilts, Unicycles

Processions that lack high stilts have nothing that catches the eye. What if my great-granddad had a pair that were twenty foot high, And mine were but fifteen foot, no modern stalks upon higher, Some rogue of the world stole them to patch up a fence or a fire.

- William Butler Yeats

topic: Eye, Feet, Fire, Stilts, Procession

It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must walk. And on the highest throne in the world we are still sitting on our own ass.

- Michel de Montaigne

source: Essais bk. 3, ch. 13 (1580)

topic: Vanity, Thrones, Sitting, Stilts, Pride And Humility

Friend, my enemy, I call you out. You, you, you there with a bad thorn in your side. You there, my friend, with a winning air. Who pawned the lie on me when he looked brassly at my shyest secret. With my whole heart under your hammer. That though I loved him for his faults as much as for his good. My friend were an enemy upon stilts with his head in a cunning cloud. -Dylan Thomas

- Dylan Thomas

topic: Lying, Heart, Winning, Stilts

Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

- Aziz Ansari

topic: Cutting, Looks, Use, Stilts

Princeton is a wonderful little spot. A quaint and ceremonious village of puny demigods on stilts.

- Albert Einstein

source: Albert Einstein (2017). “Einstein on Peace”, p.357, Pickle Partners Publishing

topic: Education, Village, Littles, Stilts, Quaint

[Diego Luna Cassian] quite a smartass, and I really appreciate smartasses. He used to make fun of me for the stupid backpack I wore. There were a few situations where I couldn't [wear the stilts]. [When] I was on a cliffside or running in water and stuff like that, I had to wear this backpack with a telescoping head that came off the top, and it was really stupid looking.

- Alan Tudyk

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Stilts, Smartass

What is an "I", and why are such things found (at least so far) only in association with, as poet Russell Edson once wonderfully phrased it, "teetering bulbs of dread and dream" -- that is, only in association with certain kinds of gooey lumps encased in hard protective shells mounted atop mobile pedestals that roam the world on pairs of slightly fuzzy, jointed stilts?

- Douglas Hofstadter

topic: Dream, Pedestal, Shells, Stilts

Ladies like improv stilts, and I think men like improv giant cocks. But one of the great things about improv is that you get to play some roles you'd never get to play otherwise, you know, like the old Italian pizza-maker who's passing on the business down to his son. You get to play it all when you improvise.

- Amy Poehler

topic: Son, Thinking, Italian, Stilts, Passing On

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. God sometimes sends a famine, sometimes a pestilence, and sometimes a hero, for the chastisement of mankind; none of them surely for our admiration.

- Walter Savage Landor

topic: Hero, Ambition, Pestilence, Stilts, Chastisement

I do not think very highly of Madame D'Arblay's books. The style is so strutting. She does so stalk about on Dr. Johnson's old stilts.

- Mary Russell Mitford

topic: Book, Thinking, Style, Stilts, Dr Johnson

Cassidy's heart tried to leap out through his taught skin and hop into his wet hands. But outwardly it was all very calm, very serene, just as always, and it seemed to last a tiny forever, just like that, a snapshot of them all on the curved parabola of a starting line, eight giant hearts attached to eight pairs of bellows-like lungs mounted on eight pairs of supercharged stilts. They were poised on the edge of some howling vortex they had run 10,000 miles to get to. Now they had to run one more

- John L. Parker Jr.

topic: Running, Heart, Hands, Stilts, Parabola

I have a very close friend who is a brilliant clown, and I always wanted to do a show with him. So I did one year at La MaMa Theatre. I had not done stilts before that show, and I had about two weeks to learn how to do that, and they were just made with off-off Broadway money. The ones that I had in Rogue One were made by [Industrial Light & Magic]. So they were really easy. They were made with actual prosthetic feet on the bottom. They were athletic, in a way. I could run in them. There was a bounce to them that I could use.

- Alan Tudyk

source: "Alan Tudyk on making Moana's chicken noises and his fear of becoming Rogue One's Jar Jar". Interview with Esther Zuckerman, film.avclub.com. December 7, 2016.

topic: Stilts, Prosthetics

Going back was like a reunion for all the cast. We were all there. It was weird to have been away from it for a few months, and then, "Hey look, here we all are. I can still walk on these stilts. Wow, we all still fit in our costumes." It was nice to connect again, and then we went to Star Wars Celebration right after that. It's neat.

- Alan Tudyk

source: "Alan Tudyk on making Moana's chicken noises and his fear of becoming Rogue One's Jar Jar". Interview with Esther Zuckerman, film.avclub.com. December 7, 2016.

topic: Stilts

Beyond the town, darker than dark, King Haggard's castle teetered like a lunatic on stilts...

- Peter S. Beagle

topic: Kings, Dark, Castles, Stilts, Haggard

My favorite place that I've been to that most people haven't been to is the Golden Triangle in the northeast of Thailand, which is inhabited by people as if in the Stone Age, without any form of power, without running water, simply living in huts on stilts.

- Arthur Frommer

topic: Running, People, Water, Stilts, Stone Age

Judge not man by his outward manifestation of faith; for some there are who tremblingly reach out shaking hands to the guidance of faith; others who stoutly venture in the dark their human confidence, their leader, which they mistake for faith; some whose hope totters upon crutches; others who stalk into futurity upon stilts. The difference is chiefly constitutional with them.

- Charles Lamb

topic: Faith, Mistake, Dark, Stilts, Shaking

"Do you know," the Devil confided, "not even the best mathematicians on other planets - all far ahead of yours - have solved it? Why, there is a chap on Saturn - he looks something like a mushroom on stilts - who solves partial differential equations mentally; and even he's given up."

- Arthur Porges

topic: Mushrooms, Devil, Looks, Stilts, Differential Equations

Those who have made unhappy marriages walk on stilts, while the happy ones are on a level with the crowd. No one sees 'em!

- Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie

topic: Marriage, Unhappy, Ems, Stilts, Unhappy Marriage

Any one may mouth out a passage with a theatrical cadence, or get upon stilts to tell his thoughts; but to write or speak with propriety and simplicity is a more difficult task. Thus it is easy to affect a pompous style, to use a word twice as big as the thing you want to express; it is not so easy to pitch upon the very word that exactly fits it.

- William Hazlitt

source: William Hazlitt (2015). “Delphi Collected Works of William Hazlitt (Illustrated)”, p.1270, Delphi Classics

topic: Writing, Simplicity, Style, Stilts, Pompous