Janet Evanovich Quotes:
Ocupation: Writer
Life: b. April 22, 1943
Birthday: April 22
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
topic: Eye, Records Breaking, Long, Impressed
