John Hodgman Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. June 3, 1971
Birthday: June 3
I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!
source: "Bewildered Maine resident John Hodgman takes another crack at our 11 Questions". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. September 3, 2015. 
topic: Children, Wish, Monsters, Hassle, World Domination
