Ocupation: Novelist
Life: b. July 31, 1965
Birthday: July 31
I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "NEVER -" he thundered "- INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!
topic: Uncles, Magic, Fool, Crackpots, Hagrid, Uncle Vernon, Magic Tricks