Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. July 27, 1957
Birthday: July 27
Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for our rabbit on the conveyor. The girl looked at me and said, Do you have a rabbit? I looked at here and said deadpan, Nope. Just like 'em 'cause they're crunchy. Here's your sign.
source: FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 20, 2013
topic: Girl, Pet, Lists, Crunchy, Checkouts, Pet Food