Christopher Moore Quotes:
Ocupation: Writer
Life: b. 1957
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.
source: Christopher Moore (2009). “Island Of The Sequined Love Nun: A Novel”, p.173, Hachette UK
topic: Turtles, Sharks, Sea, Piggy, Sea Turtle
