Weird Day Quotes:

The first day, in particular, is always one of those weird days because you get ..., you're thrown into this new trailer - here's your wardrobe.

- Mekhi Phifer

source: Source: www.movieweb.com

topic: Firsts, Trailers, Weird Day

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Change, Funny Life, Different, Weird Day, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.

- Robert Fulghum

source: "True Love". Book by Robert Fulghum, 1997.

topic: Love, Funny, Life, Marriage Toast, Inspirational Romance

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

- Noel Fielding

topic: Funny, Morning, Humor, Weird Day, Really Weird

I 've got this weird day that changed my life. I woke up one Wednesday, and my wife's a lawyer, she was off to get on a plane, to go to a business meeting somewhere else, and she said, "I think you might be a father. I have to go to the airport." It was like, six in the morning, and I was like, "That's great - what?!" I called her at noon once her flight landed, to confirm that I hadn't dreamt the thing she told me.

- Lin-Manuel Miranda

source: Source: highlightsalongtheway.com

topic: Morning, Father, Thinking, Weird Day, Changed My Life

Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. Your hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science,Language, and History. Now that is a weird day.

- Jerry Seinfeld

topic: Teacher, School, Kids, Social Studies, Snapping

Sometimes what holds you together and what tears you apart are the same things. My lungs are made of armor so that I can breathe when you are not here. 6.8 million people live alone in England. Do you feel lonely? I don't have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Dream, Lonely, Reality, Weird Day