Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes:

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Disappointment, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Harder, Swear Word

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

- Bill Watterson

source: "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1992.

topic: Behavior, Modification, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Behavior Modification

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Real, Skills, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

topic: Knowing, Complicated, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

topic: Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Ifs

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Friday, Cute Life, Sunday, Sunday Best, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

topic: Inspirational, Friendship, Best Friend, New Friendship, Bff

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Change, Funny Life, Different, Weird Day, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

- Bill Watterson

source: "It's a Magical World". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1996.

topic: Good Luck, Lucky, Rockets, Hobbes, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

- Bill Watterson

topic: Appreciate, Forever, Good Things, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Love, Friendship, I Miss You, I Missed You, Someone You Miss

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

- Bill Watterson

source: "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1992.

topic: Religious, People, Religion, Morality And Religion, Lightning Bolts

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Drama, Disrespect, Battle, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Dull Days

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

- Bill Watterson

source: "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1994.

topic: Writing, Fog, Practice, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Purpose Of Writing

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Needs, Lobotomy, Saws, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

- Bill Watterson

source: "There's Treasure Everywhere". Book by Bill Watterson, March 1996.

topic: Happiness, Being Happy, Differences, Euphoria, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Revenge of the Baby-Sat". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1991.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Witty, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Funny, Humorous, Future, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Cartoonist

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

- Bill Watterson

topic: Running, Water, Looks, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Cartoonist

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

- Bill Watterson

topic: Witty, Two, Remember, Devastated, Retorts

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Days Are Just Packed". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1993.

topic: Self Esteem, Expectations, Secret, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

- Bill Watterson

topic: Ems, Rockets, Ships, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Underpants

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1990.

topic: Education, School, Want, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Days Are Just Packed". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1993.

topic: Tests, Acid, Failing, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Science, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Science Research

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

topic: Good Friend, Needs, More Money, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, September 1988.

topic: Trying, Littles, Surreal, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what?

- Bill Watterson

source: "It's a Magical World". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1996.

topic: Kids, Boys, Scary, Madison, Madison Avenue

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

- Bill Watterson

source: "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1994.

topic: Jobs, Sometimes, Enough, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

- Bill Watterson

source: "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, September 1988.

topic: Girl, Sex, Fun, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Sex Discrimination

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

- Bill Watterson

source: "Calvin and Hobbes". Comic strip by Bill Watterson, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 18, 1985 – December 31, 1995.

topic: Stupid, Dumb, Useless, Hobbes, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

- Bill Watterson

source: "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1992.

topic: Learning, Ignorance, Waste, Instantaneous, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Bird, Taste, Bugs, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship, Burping