Lazy Eyes Quotes:

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

- Kevin Nealon

topic: Eye, Lazy, Lazy Eyes

I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut.

- Mark Haddon

source: "B is for bestseller" by Mark Haddon, www.theguardian.com. April 11, 2004.

topic: Eye, Lazy, Too Late, Lazy Eyes, Steam Engines

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

- W. H. Auden

topic: Eye, Hands, Bored, Lazy Eyes

the free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it - basically because you feel good, very good, when you are near or with them.

- Charles Bukowski

source: Charles Bukowski (1972). “Erections, ejaculations, exhibitions, and general tales of ordinary madness”

topic: Inspirational, Feel Good, Soul, Lazy Eyes

The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Eye, Soul, Lazy Eyes, Antiquity

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

- Thom Yorke

topic: School, Eye, Lazy, Lazy Eyes, Salamanders

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.

- Amy Sedaris

source: "Amy Sedaris: The Believer Interview". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.ericspitznagel.com. March, 2004.

topic: Beautiful, Eye, Water, Lazy Eyes, Crooked Teeth

Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn.

- Lauren Oliver

source: Lauren Oliver (2015). “The Lauren Oliver Collection: Before I Fall, Panic, Vanishing Girls”, p.13, HarperCollins

topic: Eye, Lazy, Popularity, Lazy Eyes

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.

- Russell Howard

topic: Funny, Humor, Eye, Lazy Eyes, Disgusted

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

- Thom Yorke

topic: Eye, College, Missing, Lazy Eyes