Daily Mail Quotes:

How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises?

- Stephen Fry

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Daily Mail, Mail, Despise

If you read the 'Daily Mail,' you would imagine that the British middle classes lead lives of unremitting misery.

- Simon Hoggart

topic: Class, Mail, Misery, Daily Mail

What concerns me is that the Independent is going, and there are job cuts at the Guardian, but the wretched Daily Mail is still rampant, making lots of money by millions of people clicking on pictures of cellulited women. I think that's sad.

- Alastair Campbell

source: "Alastair Campbell on spin, Iraq and a recurring nightmare about Tony Blair and Gordon Brown". Interview with Simon Kelner, www.independent.co.uk. March 25, 2016.

topic: Jobs, Independent, Cutting, Daily Mail

Most of us, however committed we are to our ideals, will find ourselves every now and again reading an attention-grabbing headline from the Daily Mail or some other lowest-common denominator. That's not the same thing as frequenting a site like the white supremacist Stormfront.

- Mallory Ortberg

topic: Reading, White, Attention, Daily Mail, Common Denominator

The Daily Mail can't say 'asylum-seeker' without saying 'foreign criminal' in the same sentence. I'm sure it's practically editorial policy.

- Chris Cleave

topic: Criminals, Asylum Seekers, Asylums, Daily Mail

3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is a box of 10 Mars bars The Banker says "Because of my expertise in asset management, I''ll look after our resources" The other 2 agree So the Banker opens the box, gobbles down 9 of the Mars bars and hands the last one to the Daily Mail reader He then says " I'd keep an eye on that Asylum seeker, he's after your Mars Bar

- Christopher Brookmyre

topic: Eye, Islands, Hands, Asylum Seekers, Daily Mail

If I blew my nose the Daily Express and the Daily Mail would say that I am trying to spread germ warfare.

- Ken Livingstone

topic: Trying, Warfare, Noses, Daily Mail

I'd tax the Daily Mail [if I were a Prime Minister] so high no one could afford to buy it. I hate that paper, I think it's really vicious. I picked one up the other day and every single page is about hate. It's just so negative.

- Jason Flemyng

source: Source: www.mirror.co.uk

topic: Hate, Thinking, Negative, Daily Mail

There were always plenty of newspapers in the house. The Times, Guardian, Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail were all regular fixtures on the coffee table. I used to enjoy reading The Times editorial pages and the Daily Mail sports pages.

- Lionel Barber

topic: Sports, Coffee, Reading, Daily Mail, Fixture

In Britian we have a free press. It's not a pretty press, but it's free. The people who can't bear the Daily Mail, they say: 'you should ban it'. No no, no no, you don't ban it... you don't buy it.

- Ian Hislop

source: "Have I Got News for You". Comedy, Game-Show, October 11, 2013.

topic: People, Mail, Bears, Daily Mail

An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left, Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.

- Alan Bennett

topic: Mail, Should, Centre, Daily Mail

Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know!

- Tom Baker

topic: Mail, Politician, Journalist, Daily Mail

I have a small tattered clipping that I sometimes carry with meand pull out for purposes of privateamusement. It's a weather forecast from theWestern Daily Mail and it says, in toto: 'Outlook: Dry and warm, but cooler with some rain.

- Bill Bryson

source: 1995 Notes from a Small Island.

topic: Rain, Weather, Mail, Daily Mail, Forecasts

War is only glorious when you buy it in the Daily Mail and enjoy it at the breakfast table. It goes splendidly with bacon and eggs. Real war is the final limit of damnable brutality, and that’s all there is in it.

- Geoffrey Studdert Kennedy

topic: Real, War, Eggs, Daily Mail

I started on the fringes of journalism as a cartoonist on The Daily Mail.

- Humphrey Lyttelton

topic: Mail, Journalism, Fringe, Daily Mail, Cartoonist

You can't expect to work for the Daily Mail group and have the rest of society treat with you respect as a useful member of society, because you are not.

- Ken Livingstone

source: "Livingstone Fails to Get Disrepute Charge Dropped". www.theguardian.com. December 13, 2005.

topic: Groups, Mail, Treats, Daily Mail