Favorite Uncle Quotes:

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

- Eoin Colfer

topic: Uncles, Favorite Uncle, My Favorite

People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand, OK? The book is tall tales, OK, by me. But look, those tall tales are my life, OK? And look, I added some spices in there. That's the five percent. You know the one about the wolves chasing me? The only thing about that - they wasn't wolves, they was coyotes".

- Si Robertson

source: Source: www.gq.com

topic: Uncles, Book, Favorite Uncle, Chasing Me, Tall Tales

Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you.

- Bob Ross

topic: Uncles, Alaska, Jail, Uncle Sam, Favorite Uncle

China's Premier Zhao Ziyang, for all of his billion constituents, seemed in the evening's lovely flow like a favorite uncle, smiling a little too much, wanting to be a bit American, talking about peace and pork chops.

- Hugh Sidey

topic: Uncles, Talking, Lovely, Pork Chops, Favorite Uncle

My uncle Claude was my favorite uncle he was also my godfather. He and I were really, really close. He used to take me to see cowboy movies all the time when I was a little boy because I loved cowboy movies. He got a cowboy name for me, which was Smokey Joe. So from the time I was three years old if people asked me what my name was I didn't tell them my name was William, I told them my name was Smokey Joe.

- Smokey Robinson

source: "Smokey Robinson - A Poet That You Knoweth". Interview with Chelsea Battle, lasentinel.net. September 12, 2012.

topic: Uncles, Cowboy, Boys, Favorite Uncle, Cowboy Movie