Pork Chops Quotes:

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it.

- Josh Henderson

topic: Pork, Eating, Pork Chops

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

- George Carlin

topic: Sports, Shoes, Bowling, Pork Chops

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same ***** your father was."; "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."; "If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."; "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

- George Carlin

topic: Father, Drinking, Kissing, Pork Chops, Warning Labels

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

- George Carlin

topic: Life, People, Missing, Pork Chops

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

- Nick Offerman

source: "Ron Swanson of Parks & Rec vs. Nick Offerman: The Food Interview". Interview with Elina Shatkin, www.laweekly.com. November 22, 2011.

topic: House, Cooking, Pork, Pork Chops, Brat

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.

- Nikita Khrushchev

topic: Food, Taste, Pork, Pork Chops, Pork Pies

A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but.

- John Berger

topic: Animal, Two, Pigs, Pork Chops

There is poetry in a pork chop to a hungry man.

- Philip Gibbs

topic: Men, Pork, Hungry, Hungry Man, Pork Chops

First the pork chops, then morality

- Bertolt Brecht

topic: Pork, Firsts, Morality, Pork Chops

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.

- Elvis Presley

topic: Country, Grease, Pork, Pork Chops, Gravy

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

- Dana Gould

topic: Dog, Soul, Secret, Pork Chops

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

- Bam Bam Bigelow

topic: Dog, Wrestling, Pork, Pork Chops, Dog Food

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

- Frank Zappa

topic: Rejection, Pork, Bottles, Pork Chops

I like good food. People want a certain taste, but when they're offered something else, they'll overeat. If they really are looking for chicken and someone gives them pork chops, they'll say, "I will have another." And that's because their satisfaction is not reached. So I thought I would make great food, but eat less of it. I tried it and I've taken off over 40 pounds.

- Maya Angelou

source: Source: www.washingtoncitypaper.com

topic: Taken, People, Giving, Pork Chops

The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed veal or lamb or fried chicken or pork chop or hot dog.

- Matthew Scully

source: Matthew Scully (2011). “Dominion: The Power of Man, the Suffering of Animals, and the Call to Mercy”, p.138, Souvenir Press

topic: Dog, Vegetarianism, Evil, Pork Chops, Moral Evil

I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop!

- Brian Regan

topic: Apples, Pork, Juice, Cranberries, Pork Chops

When are we left-wingers going to learn that we are losing the cultural and political battle with conservatives because we are fractured into narcissistic special-interest groups? Why should an antiwar protestor be so concerned about her dietary identity? The political opinions of vegetarians and meat-eaters are, after all, equally important. And what does it tell us about vegetarians that it would never occur to meat-eaters to carry a sign that reads "Pacifist Pork Chop Lover for Peace" or "Backyard Rib Barbecuer for International Nuclear Disarmament"?

- Sherman Alexie

topic: Political, Unity, Special, Special Interest Groups, Pork Chops

Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not?

- Edward Abbey

source: Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.16, RosettaBooks

topic: Morning, Coffee, Night, Pork Chops, Aztec

I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber,poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

- Allen Ginsberg

source: Allen Ginsberg (2001). “Howl and Other Poems: Pocket Poets Number 4”, p.29, City Lights Publishers

topic: Lonely, Angel, Boys, Pork Chops, My Angel

I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact and comfort. Pigs have a delightful sense of mischief; most of them seem to enjoy a good joke and appreciate music. And that is something you would certainly never suspect from your relationship with a pork chop.

- Sy Montgomery

topic: Intelligent, Emotional, Pigs, Pork Chops

As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want me a pork chop. I want me a lamb chop, even a piece of duck every once in awhile. We used to have ham and salami, all that crazy stuff.

- Sharon Jones

source: Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

topic: Crazy, Ducks, Meat, Pork Chops, Salami

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Dog, Play, Parent, Pork Chops

My husband cooks fancier food for himself than I've ever cooked on-air. I call him from the road, and he's making champagne-vanilla salmon or black-cherry pork chop. Half of me is feeling unworthy. Not only am I not a chef, I'm not a better cook than my own husband!

- Rachael Ray

topic: Husband, Air, Feelings, Pork Chops, Half Of Me

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

- Tom Robbins

source: Tom Robbins (2003). “Skinny Legs and All”, p.11, Bantam

topic: Kmart, People, Heaven, Pork Chops

I don't know what in the hell's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman is for cranberries is doing a great job. He's showing up everywhere. Hey, what do you got, some apples? Put some cranberries in there. We'll call it cran-apple and go 50-50. What do you got grapes? How about cran-grape. What do you got mangos? Cran-mango. What do you got pork chops? Cran-chops. Why don't you back off, cran-man. Why don't you take your sales trophy and have a vacation.

- Brian Regan

source: "Comedy Central Presents" ("Brian Regan"), September 06, 2000.

topic: Jobs, Men, Vacation, Cranberries, Pork Chops

Grapes are juicy. Strawberries. Oranges. Good pork chops are succulent," said Dusty. "But the word isn't accurately descriptive of a person." Smiling with delight, Ahriman said, "Oh, really, not accurately descriptive? Be careful housepainter. Your genes are showing. What if I were a cannibal?

- Dean Koontz

topic: Orange, What If, Pork, Pork Chops, Succulents

Well, I've got a color telly, and a fridge. I've got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more.

- Syd Barrett

topic: Fridges, Pork Chops

China's Premier Zhao Ziyang, for all of his billion constituents, seemed in the evening's lovely flow like a favorite uncle, smiling a little too much, wanting to be a bit American, talking about peace and pork chops.

- Hugh Sidey

topic: Uncles, Talking, Lovely, Pork Chops, Favorite Uncle

I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad.

- Ed Harris

source: "Ed Harris Talks SNOWPIERCER, Joining the Film, Being a Fan of Bong Joon Ho and His Unusual Shooting Style, Editing While Shooting, and Working with Chris Evans". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 25, 2014.

topic: Couple, Years, Wife, Pork Chops, Lasagna

This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.

- Eva Ibbotson

source: Eva Ibbotson (2008). “A Song for Summer”, p.175, Pan Macmillan

topic: Girl, Song, Writing, Pork Chops

We can do anything. It’s not because our hearts are large, they’re not, it’s what we struggle with. The attempt to say Come over. Bring your friends. It’s a potluck, I’m making pork chops, I’m making those long noodles you love so much.

- Richard Siken

topic: Struggle, Heart, Long, Noodles, Pork Chops

I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid crap and pack soup and salad. I cook pork chops or turkey tacos for dinner.

- Kaley Cuoco

topic: Sight, Turkeys, Oatmeal, Pork Chops