Salami Quotes:

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

- Ellen DeGeneres

source: Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.64, Bantam

topic: Inferiority, Salami, Complexes, Inferiority Complex, Baloney

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

- Eric Carle

source: Eric Carle (2016). “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”, p.19, Penguin

topic: Night, Pie, Ice Cream, Lollipop, Swiss Cheese

I don't take notes; I don't outline, I don't do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. You can't sell it as caviar.

- Stephen King

topic: Writing, Trying, Caviar, Salami

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.

- Mario Batali

topic: Cutting, Pigs, May, Cutting Edge, Salami

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

- Allan Sherman

topic: Cutting, Sandwiches, Cold, Salami

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

- Art Donovan

topic: Drinking, Beer, Blow, Salami, Bologna

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

- Alan King

topic: Salami

I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.

- Howard Dean

topic: Thinking, Play, Lifetime, Salami

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

- Dave Niehaus

topic: Baseball, Grandma, Bread, Commentators, Famous Baseball

As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want me a pork chop. I want me a lamb chop, even a piece of duck every once in awhile. We used to have ham and salami, all that crazy stuff.

- Sharon Jones

source: Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

topic: Crazy, Ducks, Meat, Pork Chops, Salami

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

- Ellen Barkin

topic: Night, Oatmeal, Long, Oatmeal Cookies, Raisins

Most people put their childhood away as if it was an old hat. They forget it as if it was a phone number that does not apply anymore. They think about their life as if it was a salami which they are eating slice by slice and then they become grown-ups, but what are they now? Only those who grow up and still remain children are real human beings.

- Erich Kastner

topic: Children, Growing Up, Real, Phone Numbers, Salami

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

- Jackie Mason

source: "Oy! Jackie Mason sues Jews for Jesus". The Associated Press, www.today.com. August 25, 2006.

topic: Christian, Practice, People, Kosher, Salami

One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.

- Jamie Hyneman

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Mean, Looks, Rockets, Distributors, Salami

In the middle of this it was good to have some moments in which whatever was left of you could sit in silence. When you could remember. When the evidence that had gathered could be sorted. And it was a difficulty if another person imagined these moments were their property. Your life got sliced from two sides like a supermarket salami until there was nothing left in the middle. You were the bits that had been given away right and left to others. Because they wanted the piece of you that belonged to them. Because they wanted more. Because they wanted passion. And you did not have it.

- Philip O Ceallaigh

topic: Passion, Two Sides, Silence, Salami

Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.

- Hedrick Smith

topic: Sarcastic, Mushrooms, Cucumbers, Beets, Salami