Brian Regan Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. June 2, 1957
Birthday: June 2
I don't know what in the hell's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman is for cranberries is doing a great job. He's showing up everywhere. Hey, what do you got, some apples? Put some cranberries in there. We'll call it cran-apple and go 50-50. What do you got grapes? How about cran-grape. What do you got mangos? Cran-mango. What do you got pork chops? Cran-chops. Why don't you back off, cran-man. Why don't you take your sales trophy and have a vacation.
source: "Comedy Central Presents" ("Brian Regan"), September 06, 2000.
topic: Jobs, Men, Vacation, Cranberries, Pork Chops
