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  • “If love was easy, there would be almost no music.”
    -- Jake Johannsen

    #Would Be #Easy

  • “A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.”
    -- Jake Johannsen

    #Funny #Tone #Cows

  • “People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.”
    -- Jake Johannsen

    #Light #People

  • “Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.”
    -- Jake Johannsen

    #Advice #Noses #Razors

  • “Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.”
    -- Jake Johannsen

    #Food #Thinking #Witness

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