Jake Johannsen famous quotes

If love was easy, there would be almost no music.
-- Jake Johannsen

#Would Be #Easy

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
-- Jake Johannsen

#Funny #Tone #Cows

People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
-- Jake Johannsen

#Light #People

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
-- Jake Johannsen

#Advice #Noses #Razors

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.
-- Jake Johannsen

#Food #Thinking #Witness

Don’t criticize them; they are just what we would be under similar circumstances.

I do not find it easy to articulate thoughts about religion. I remain the sort of person who turns off 'Thought for the Day' when it comes on the radio.

Allah makes the way to Jannah easy for him who treads the path in search of knowledge.

Music is a current of hard choices made to seem easy by the mind.

We have confused the free with the free and easy.

King Crimson is never easy; it's challenging. That's why I like it.

It is far too easy to be liked, one merely has to be accommodating and hold no strong convictions.

Having it all is easy if youre willing to work for it

Be a true representative of the goodness in your heart, and don't expect it to be easy or even noticed.

It's not easy in this phosphorescent gloom telling waking dreams apart anyhow.