George Carlin Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
Birthday: May 12
Death: June 22
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same ***** your father was."; "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."; "If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."; "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
topic: Father, Drinking, Kissing, Pork Chops, Warning Labels, Drinks And Love, Bland, Alcoholic Drinks
