
source: - "A few words from Richard Jeni". www.cnn.com. March 12, 2007.
Topics: New York, Funny Relationship, Thinking, Funny Comedian
Topics: Nuts, Differences, Firsts, Funny Anti Valentines Day, Anti Valentine
source: - "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.
Topics: Yoga, Hypocrite, Yelling, Flag Burning, Freedom Of Speech And Expression
source: - "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.
Topics: Running, Hypocrite, Gay, Pandas, Oil Drilling
The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?
Topics: Fighting, Flying, Hindenburg
Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.
Topics: Religious, War, Killing, Imaginary Friend, Religious Wars
Topics: Life, Men, Nuts, Religious Sects
Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.
Topics: Life, Each Day, Lasts, Last Day, Live Each Day
source: - "Comedy Central Presents: Richard Jeni". Documentary, Comedy, www.cc.com. May 05, 2002.
Topics: Revenge, War, People, Imaginary Friend, Going To War
Topics: Doctors, Choices, Married, Good Choices
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.
Topics: Important, Paper, Toilets, Toilet Paper
Topics: Purpose, Cloning, Illegal, Human Cloning
Topics: Running, Mean, Thinking, Inconvenient, Ferris Wheels
source: - "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". 2005.
Topics: Football, Team, People, Amway, Political Science
source: - "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.
Topics: Jobs, Doubt, Chairs, Reasonable Doubt
If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.
Topics: Ugly, Los Angeles, Ifs
Topics: Animal, Live In The Moment, Littles, Die Young, Live Fast Die Young
Topics: Lying, Romance, Cameras, Camera Lenses, Vaseline
source: - "Platypus Man". Comedy TV Series, 1995.
Topics: Careers, Shoes, Giving, Porcupines, Selling Shoes
Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!
source: - "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.
Topics: Six, Watches, Sandwiches, Pastrami, Rolex
There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.
source: - "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.
Topics: Epidemics, Obesity Epidemic, Two
In New York, the principal leisure activity is internal bleeding.
Topics: New York, Leisure Activities, Bleeding
Topics: Real, Believe, Angel, Dna Evidence
Topics: Eight, Years, Guy, Candy Stores