Drinks And Love Quotes:

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

topic: Drinking, Alcohol, Literature, Gin, Drinkers

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

- Raymond Chandler

source: The Long Goodbye ch. 4 (1953)

topic: Girl, Drinking, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Kissing A Girl

I drink to make other people more interesting.

- Ernest Hemingway

source: "How To Be Interesting: Simple Ways to Increase Your Personal Appeal". Book by David Gillespie, Mark Warren, 2013.

topic: Funny, Life, Drinking, Whisky, Ordinary People

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

- Wilhelm II

topic: Beer, Love Is, Giving, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

Eat, drink and love...the rest is not worth a nickel

- Lord Byron

topic: And Love, Drink, Nickels, Drinks And Love

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Drinking, Beer, Blood, Drinks And Love, Beer And Love

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

- Sammy Davis, Jr.

topic: Patience, Giving, Funny Sarcastic, Drinking Funny, Drinks And Love

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

- Maya Angelou

source: "Maya Angelou: Best-Selling Poet Shares Story of Her Life and Work" by Brent Cunningham, www.buffalo.edu. April 30, 1998.

topic: Trust, Drinking, Laughing, Not Trusting, Chelsea

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Drinking, Beer, Order, Drinking Beer, Drinking Problem

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

- Hunter S. Thompson

topic: Beer, Thinking, People, Brewing, Malt

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Witty, Humorous, Drinking, Delicious Food, I Love Food

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Funny, Witty, Clever, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Funny, Life, Drinking, Alcoholism, Funny Sarcastic

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

- Nancy Astor

topic: Time, Educational, Want, Alcoholism, Liquor Funny

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

- Chelsea Handler

topic: Party, Drinking, Two, Chelsea, Don't Drink Alcohol

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

- Anne Sexton

topic: Beer, Voice, Squash, Ale, Drinks And Love

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

- Dave Barry

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Ale, Funny Sarcastic

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Drinking, Pay, Drink, Brewing, Don't Drink Alcohol

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same ***** your father was."; "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."; "If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."; "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

- George Carlin

topic: Father, Drinking, Kissing, Pork Chops, Warning Labels

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

source: F. Scott Fitzgerald (2007). “The Great Gatsby”, p.104, Broadview Press

topic: Inspirational, Drinking, Recovery, Irregularity, Drinks And Love

I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

- Mark Oliver Everett

topic: Trust, Drinking, People, Not Trusting, Chelsea

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

- Edgar Allan Poe

topic: Drinking, Beer, Who Cares, Ale, Drinking Alcohol

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

- Thomas Jefferson

topic: Cheer, Drinking, Beer, Brewing, Malt

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

- Abraham Lincoln

topic: Inspirational, Wisdom, Truth, Irish Beer, Drinkers

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

- Hunter S. Thompson

topic: Hate, Drinking, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Insanity And Sanity

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

- William Shakespeare

topic: Kings, Drinking, Ale, Bleaching, Brewing

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou has no name to be known by, let us call thee devil....O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance revel and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!

- William Shakespeare

topic: Wine, Men, Names, Alcoholism, Intemperance

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

- David Sedaris

source: David Sedaris (2010). “Naked”, p.175, Hachette UK

topic: Drinking, Healing, Emotional, Drinks And Love, Cocktail Drinks

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

- Edgar Allan Poe

topic: Drinking, Glasses, Alcohol, Ale, Brewing