Flunking Quotes:

You can get all A's and still flunk life.

- Walker Percy

source: "Don't Overdo Graduation Speech". www.altoonamirror.com. May 24, 2015.

topic: Education, School, Stills, First Day Of School, Flunking

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

- Jo Brand

topic: Sex, Food, Heart, Funny Men, Eating Food

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.

- Sabrina Jeffries

topic: Heart, Men, Way, Funny Sex, Funny Men

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

- Erma Bombeck

topic: Fashion, Design, Literature, Anatomy, Flunking

I didn't only have a perceptual problem, I was also so nervous and so upset. The process just didn't work. I lost enthusiasm for school and I flunked second grade. The teachers said I was lazy.

- Bruce Jenner

topic: Sports, Teacher, School, Flunking

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

- Fanny Fern

source: Fanny Fern (1986). “Ruth Hall and Other Writings”, p.32, Rutgers University Press

topic: Sex, Food, Heart, Funny Men, Eating Food

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

- Frank Sinatra

source: "The Way You Wear Your Hat : Frank Sinatra and the Lost Art of Livin'". Book by Bill Zehme, 1997.

topic: Flunking

That's correct, I flunked out of high school twice because I couldn't write.

- Robert Kiyosaki

source: Twitter post from Jan 17, 2017

topic: Writing, School, High School, Flunking

See, Sway, that’s what you get for flunking your pilot’s test six times…which I’m pretty sure is a record of some sort. If not for the actual flunking, definitely for the persistence in pursuing that which you obviously have no talent for. Personally, I wouldn’t let you fly a remote-control kid’s plane. (Vik) Shut up before I find a can opener. (Sway)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

source: Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Born of Ice”, p.35, Macmillan

topic: Kids, Persistence, Records, Remote Control, Flunking

We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.

- Daniel Handler

topic: Children, Horrible, Things Happen, Flunking, Horrible Things

How you treat the helpless is the real test of morality. Lots of people are flunking that test big time.

- Thomas Sowell

topic: Real, War, People, Flunking

The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that.

- Robert M. Pirsig

topic: Teacher, Students, Very Good, Zen Motorcycle Maintenance, Flunking

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

- Al Yankovic

topic: Boys, Games, Nuclear, Flunking

So when I told my parents I wanted to go into acting because I was flunking out of my first year of junior college, they were relieved that I had picked something other than joining the army. But I can't imagine how they had high hopes for me.

- Dustin Hoffman

topic: Army, College, Years, Joining The Army, Flunking

Are you okay?" she whispers, giggling. Me? Oh sure. You might have to carry me out of here, though." What happened?" I created a distraction." I gathered that." Step stool, encyclopedias, floor." I see. Well, I can't thank you enough." Sure you can. Help me flunk enough tests, so I drop out of the 'torian range." Can't you just tell Abernethy that you have a reputation as a dumbshit to keep up, and you don't want the attention?" Flunking is more fun.

- Lisa McMann

source: "Fade". Book by Lisa McMann, 2009.

topic: Fun, Steps, Attention, Stools, Flunking

The stock market goes nuts over any company that so much as mentions the word Internet. All this proves to me is that the boneheads on Wall Street are as dumb as they were in college when they had to switch their majors to business to keep from flunking out.

- John C. Dvorak

topic: Wall, College, Nuts, Flunking, Prove To Me