Free Money Quotes:

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Money, Handy, Dislike, Money And Fame, Money And Happiness

The one sure mark of a con, though, is the promise of free money.

- Michael Hudson

source: "The $4.7 trillion pyramid: Why Social Security won't be enough to save Wall Street". Harper's Magazine, April 2005.

topic: Promise, Mark, Free Money

I believe that free money is as addictive as cocaine

- Dennis Prager

topic: Believe, I Believe, Cocaine, Free Money

I am suing Lord Beaverbrook for libel and hope for some lovely tax-free money in damages. He has very conveniently told some lies about me.

- Evelyn Waugh

source: Evelyn Waugh (1992). “The Letters of Evelyn Waugh and Diana Cooper”, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt (HMH)

topic: Lying, Lovely, Suing, Free Money

The Democratic Party had no idea how to use the Internet. They treated it like free money and then kept on doing all the rest of the things they normally do.

- Wes Boyd

source: "A conversation with the founder of the powerful online progressive political organization". Interview with Don Hazen, www.montereycountyweekly.com. April 28, 2005.

topic: Party, Ideas, Use, Free Money

As I've said before, free money scams are a problem.

- Matthew Lesko

topic: Scams, Problem, Said, Free Money

As quickly as you start spending federal money in large amounts, it looks like free money.

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

topic: Government, Looks, Spending, Free Money

I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.

- Matthew Lesko

topic: War, Military, Giving, Dental Work, Free Money

Pittsburgh have showed me a couple deals, but we all know the money ain't what it's supposed to be. If I quit the game right now, I can take tax-free money, and that's a difficult thing that I'm going through with myself.

- Jermichael Finley

topic: Couple, Games, Pittsburgh, I Quit, Free Money

We got food stamps. Glad to get the food stamps. Why wouldn't you want to get free money?

- Ol' Dirty Bastard

topic: Rapper, Want, Stamps, Food Stamps, Free Money

Baba dropped the stack of food stamps on her desk. "Thank you but I don't want," Baba said. "I work always. In Afghanistan I work, in America I work. Thank you very much, Mrs. Dobbins, but I don't like it free money."...Baba walked out of the welfare office like a man cured of a tumor.

- Khaled Hosseini

topic: Men, America, Office, Tumors, Food Stamps

Take free money. No matter how in debt you are, if your employer offers a matching contribution on a 401(k) or other retirement vehicle, you must sign up and contribute enough to get the maximum company match each year. Think of it as a bonus.

- Suze Orman

topic: Retirement, Thinking, Years, Free Money

I just discovered that there were so many lost movies that were all mine to take if I wanted to take them. I was drunk on greed when I encountered this motherlode of utterly fascinating narratives that time's great river washed up on its banks for me to just scavenge, and not even rub clean, just repurpose and take credit for. It was kind of one of those weird dreams that where you keep finding free money.

- Guy Maddin

source: Source: thequietus.com

topic: Dream, Rivers, Drunk, Weird Dream, Free Money