Heavy Drinking Quotes:

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

- Noel Coward

topic: Drinking, Beer, Touching, Drinkers, Alcoholism Funny

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

- Gerard Way

topic: Drinking, Beer, Bars, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

- Joe E. Lewis

topic: Drinking, Loss, Two, Irish Drinking, Day Drinking

Drinking is a way of ending the day.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Drinking, Way, Day Drinking, Drinking Cheers, Great Drinking

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

- Jim Morrison

topic: Drinking, Night, Gambling, Day Drinking, Don't Drink Alcohol

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

- David Lee Roth

topic: Drinking, Night, Glasses, Bright Lights, Heavy Drinking

Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time.

- Martin Amis

topic: Jesus, Drinking, Cat, Heavy Drinking

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

- Charles Barkley

topic: Drinking, Reading, Heavy, Heavy Drinking

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

- Ricky Gervais

source: "Emmy Award Winners 2011: Ricky Gervais 'Banned' From Attending" by Luiza Oleszczuk, www.christianpost.com. September 19, 2011.

topic: Party, Drinking, Night, Heavy Drinking

Realism; fatalism; phlegm. To live in the Fens is to receive strong doses of reality. The great flat monotony of reality; the wide empty space of reality. Melancholia and self-murder are not unknown in the Fens. Heavy drinking, madness and sudden acts of violence are not uncommon. How do you surmount reality, children? How do you acquire, in a flat country, the tonic of elevated feelings?

- Graham Swift

source: Graham Swift (1991). “Waterland”, Simon & Schuster

topic: Country, Strong, Children, Dose Of Reality, Fatalism

The only result my father got for his money was the certainty that his son had laid faultlessly the foundation of a system of heavy drinking and could be always relied upon to make a break of at least twenty-five even with a bad cue.

- Flann O'Brien

topic: Father, Drinking, Son, Heavy Drinking