Killer Whales Quotes:

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

- Christopher Moore

topic: Whales, Killer Whales, Kevin

The fidelity question is difficult for me. Society has made us believe we're supposed to be monogamous when we're not killer whales, or whatever the monogamous species is.

- Rachel Hunter

topic: Believe, Whales, Killers, Killer Whales

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

- Christopher Moore

topic: Whales, Car, Police, Killer Whales, Police Cars

I'm a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl . . . leave me now return tonight tide will show you the way if you forget my name you will go astray like a killer whale trapped in a bay

- Bjork

topic: Girl, Blood, Whales, Killer Whales

In response to criticism of its treatment of killer whales, Sea World said it will build them a larger habitat. When asked for comment, killer whales said, 'Hey, you know what's a larger habitat?' THE OCEAN.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Nature, Ocean, Health, Killer Whales

Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.

- Bill Maher

topic: Animal, Whales, Play, Southwest Airlines, Killer Whales

Dudley had reached roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale.

- J. K. Rowling

source: J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, p.33, Pottermore

topic: Whales, Weight, Killers, Killer Whales

Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as you've all been telling me. Zipping from link to link, chasing an idea across the noosphere, sucking up information like a killer whale - way cool.

- Spider Robinson

topic: Fun, Whales, Ideas, Killer Whales, Surfing The Web