Southwest Airlines Quotes:

Keep costs low and spirits high, and the people of Southwest Airlines will keep LUV in the air.

- Herb Kelleher

topic: Air, People, Cost, Southwest Airlines, Egomania

A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Baby, Legs, Rooms, Southwest Airlines

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline.

- Harvey Mackay

topic: Successful, Airline, Company, Southwest Airlines

Everybody in Texas would tell me that they thought I was nuts trying to start Southwest Airlines. There probably weren't 10 people in the state who would have given a plug nickel for our chances of making a dollar. So sometimes, you need a little courage, too, just to buck popular opinion.

- Herb Kelleher

topic: Texas, Nuts, People, Southwest Airlines, Nickels

I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.

- Robert Schimmel

topic: Real, Nice, Ocean, Southwest Airlines

Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.

- Bill Maher

topic: Animal, Whales, Play, Southwest Airlines, Killer Whales