Lap Dances Quotes:

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

- Alfred North Whitehead

source: Alfred North Whitehead, Lucien Price (2001). “Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead”, p.183, David R. Godine Publisher

topic: Dog, Cat, Animal, Inspirational Animal, Inspirational Cat

I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.

- Stan Lee

topic: Girl, Thinking, Florida, Tampa, Lap Dances

When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

- Emile Hirsch

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com. 2004.

topic: Girl, Lap, Pillow, Lap Dances

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

- Robin Williams

topic: Funny, Money, Humor, Space Tourism, Lap Dances

Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.

- Bill Maher

topic: Space, Tourism, Lap, Space Tourism, Lap Dances

I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, Red wine, in conjunction with a lap dance, while watching NFL football, is the best cardiovascular workout you can have.

- Dom Irrera

topic: Football, Workout, Wine, Lap Dances, Cardiovascular

We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP -- an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks no evil of the boys in her old-boy network for whom she does this ideological lap dance.

- Cintra Wilson

topic: Boys, Evil, Wife, Lap Dances, Organized Crime

It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?

- Stacy Keibler

topic: My Boyfriend, Lap, Bigs, Lap Dances