Light Beer Quotes:

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

- Sid Vicious

topic: Love, Beer, Mirrors, Brewing, Light Beer

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

- Dave Barry

topic: Home, Winter, Beer, Brewing, Light Beer

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

- Joe E. Lewis

source: Recalled on his death, 4 Jun1971.

topic: Funny, Camels, Drink, Funny Sarcastic, Strong Drink

And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder I said, "You know, since you have some free time, maybe you could...never mind." "What?" "Well it's just that, all those calories you've been drink - I mean - not burning off have kind of settled on your gut. I didn't want to mention anything," I said as Dave's hand stole to his midsection. "But the general pointed out that you'd lost a few steps training-wise." I laughed and waved my hand. "I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

- Jennifer Rardin

topic: Wise, Sibling, Mean, Light Beer, Evil Thoughts

Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella. You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them. Big ones that drain the national grid. We also like truck-stop breakfasts, large moving objects, Monday night football, and the missionary position. We don't drink light beer, drive Smart cars, or admit to knowing the names of more than about five or six colors. And we don't wax our chests, ever.

- Lisa Kleypas

topic: Football, Monday, Smart, Monday Night, Monday Night Football

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, 'It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.'

- Robin Williams

source: "A Night at the Met". Studio album by Robin Williams, August 9, 1986.

topic: Morning, Beer, Animal, Light Beer, Dumpsters

My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things.

- Timothy M. Dolan

topic: Hate, Beer, Light, Light Beer, Mashed Potatoes

I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

- Jennifer Rardin

source: Jennifer Rardin (2011). “Bitten To Death: Book four in the Jaz Parks sequence”, p.100, Hachette UK

topic: Beer, Light, Switching, Light Beer

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

- Kevin Nealon

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Beer, Light, Acting, Light Beer, Budweiser