Prawns Quotes:

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

- Roy Keane

source: 2000 On spectators in the corporate boxes at Manchester United games. In the Sunday Times, 31 Dec.

topic: Prawns

The nephew revenges himself for this, by holding his breath and terrifying his kinswoman with the dread belief that he has made up his mind to burst. Regardless of whispers and shakes, he swells and becomes discoloured, and yet again swells and becomes discoloured, until the aunt can bear it no longer, but leads him out, with no visible neck, and with his eyes going before him like a prawn's.

- Charles Dickens

source: Charles Dickens (1870). “Novels”, p.60

topic: Funny, Revenge, Humorous, Prawns

Criticism should be done by critics, and a critic should have some training and some love of the medium he is discussing. But these days, gossip-columnist training seems to be enough qualification. I suppose an ability to stand on your feet through interminable cocktail parties and swig interminable gins in between devouring masses of fried prawns may just possibly help you to understand and appreciate what a director is getting at, but for the life of me I can't see how.

- Peter Sellers

source: "Mr. Strangelove: A Biography of Peter Sellers". Book by Ed Sikov, p. 168, 1999.

topic: Party, Feet, Appreciate, Prawns

Once upon a time humans faced each other and pulled thoughts from minds, advanced rapidly, revolutionised industry and evolved explosively. Then one day they stopped, and stared at a box. They grew fat and awkward in public, stopped expressing emotions and couldn't figure out how to reverse it: they reinvented themselves from Emperors back into prawns, because someone turned the TV on.

- Craig Stone

topic: Awkward, Once Upon A Time, Mind, Prawns, Expressing Emotions

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

- David Feherty

topic: Golf, Doors, Toilets, Prawns

Leonard Aster thanked Fighting Prawn and the Mollusk tribe for their hospitality. “You mean,” said Fighting Prawn, “for not killing you?” “Yes,” said Leonard. “It was very gracious of you.” “Do you,” said Leonard, “I mean, does you tribe, shake hands?” “No,” said Fighting Prawn. “We kiss on the lips.” “Oh,” said Leonard, looking very alarmed.

- Dave Barry

topic: Mean, Fighting, Kissing, Mollusks, Prawns

Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch

- Roy Keane

topic: Football, People, Sandwiches, Prawns

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

- Oliver Reed

source: Oliver Reed (1979). “Reed all about me: the autobiography of Oliver Reed”, W.H. Allen

topic: Girl, Beach, Oil, Nibbling, Prawns