Speeding Tickets Quotes:

Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

- John Milius

source: "Fictional character: Willard". "Apocalypse Now", www.imdb.com. 1979.

topic: Men, Tickets, Murder, Speeding Tickets, Speeding

I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.

- Mikhail Baryshnikov

topic: Waiting, Lines, Tickets, Speeding Tickets, Waiting In Line

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

- Oscar Levant

topic: Trying, Movement, Oscars, Speeding Tickets, Speeding

In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real estate, copyrights, leasing, entertainment, intellectual property, forensic accounting, criminal offenses... the list goes on. Now, you have to have a separate lawyer for each one of those categories!

- James Belushi

topic: Real, House, Intellectual, Speeding Tickets, Intellectual Property

My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

- Carl Hiaasen

topic: Records, Tickets, Driving, Speeding Tickets, Speeding

We did such a great job of creating the interstate highway system in Oklahoma City that we don't have traffic congestion. You can actually get a speeding ticket during rush hour in the city. That's how great our traffic flows.

- Mick Cornett

topic: Jobs, Oklahoma City, Cities, Speeding Tickets, Interstate

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

- Bill Murray

topic: Couple, Ties, Suits, Speeding Tickets, Suits And Ties